While I was waiting for my class to start, a little girl came up to me and started saying 'Teacher, teacher, teacher'then she said 'Teacher, bag' and pointed at my bag 'Teacher, door' and touched the door 'Teacher, shoe' and showed me her shoe 'Teacher, eye' and pointed at my eye.I was really impressed as she would only have been about 4 years old and she was so confident.I was about to ask her some more objects but suddenly in the corner near to us another kid vomited all over the floor, so the girl got distracted by the mayhem of all the kids crowding round to look at the pile of sick while the classroom assistant attempted to clean it up.

Finally I got paid, so I went into town on my lunch break and bought the most random thing yet.Tropical fruit flavour toothpaste.It's for adults not kids, and it tastes like brushing your teeth with Wrigley's Juicy Fruit chewing gum.I also bought a Santa hat in an attempt to get festive.