17/08/2010

Constipation for 8days results in . . .

Yep my day off and I'm living on the toilet. So decided to treat myself through pity to a farmers breakfast, so unhealthy, its fried potato put into an omelette with tomatoes and onion topped with lots of cheese. But it went straight through me. I bumped into Darren who was really ill, which resulted in me after meeting up with a Turkish and Norwegian bunch for drinks, mine being mango juice living in my wild ways. I received a phone call which at first I thought was some little Indian girl from a call centre, was in fact Darren asking for food and water as he couldn't leave his room.

Carpe diem I got us a takeaway of the veggie sizzler and veg thali so he had options and I stole plates, knives and forks and we had a feast, while talking crap to each other. Such a feast didn't go down well with my tummy. xx