White baguette overload begins . . .

Early morning rise for victoria, the usual about 6am, where I had breakfast of my baguette and butter, a wee walk, back to bed after a shower, second baguette with laura when she got up, we packed.

And this is where the story of the entertainment of the day happens, please skim the details if you so wish not to read.

We walked two doors up from the hostel to get our bikinis done, baring in mind I've been ill and wrapped up for months.

So upstairs we went to a room that only had blinds to section off the room. So we were trying to explain how we wanted to have different waxes.

So the woman just pointed to me to see, so I just had to pull my trousers down to show what I wanted. So we striped off our pants, laura her knickers(I wasn't wearing any, I try to save on washing).

We lay on the beds legs spread supported by pillows ready to give birth, sorry, ready for our wax. I had 3woman around me laughing at the task ahead.

So we were in the same section with the blinds pulled round but not closed shut, except the blinds between us and the woman having her massage were closed.

It was the wax that uses no strips my favourite. The beginning was fine, starting on the edges working the way in, rip, rip, rip, you know no pain. Laura was finished, we admired her fanny, she was happy, so she pops her pants on and watches the amusement of mine.

Yep the painful bits, the little woman would slowly peel away a bit wax slowly ripping hairs so she had enough for the leverage and strength to rip, when she did we all laughed as she would go 'ooo, sorry sorry sorry, owie owie' as she patted the area. I just had to laugh I had no option! It didn't help watching lauras face as I knew when to expect the painful strips!

Honestly about half an hour later, she finished off with her face right up close to my fanny plucking the strays that had managed to escape the wax. Eee well it was a hoot, a good job I have no shame, and a good job since day one of laura joining me we just walk round naked all the time in front of each other in the room, so no surprises.

When we paid the women they were laughing, I swear we had made their year, I'm surprised they didn't take a photo of evidence of the unkept garden for people to believe when they told the story to their friends.

This was followed by the hunt for mng as laura the other day had seen shorts she wanted, only problem was we had no idea where it was, all we knew it was next to the frozen yoghurt place, my incentive to refind it! Success, we did amongst the mass of millions of people during their celebration.

Hang out at the hostel with a bit skype with the parentals, it took a while to work as I had no idea what I was doing and neither did they, but its a skill I want to improve to use again!

Overnight sleeper train to sapa.xx