So a few things that NEED to be added...afraid I missed off some essential things, as I was infact 2, dare I say it, RUM and cokes down....sorry mother! The man in our hostel is my fwend and we have rum every night together!!....casual drinking with da locals for free....again....while meg poo poos on the loo!!
So first off...we are now doing anything for free drinks. My friend charlie said if I finished off the pot of ketchup he would buy me a big beer....this is not your average tomato ketchup...this is Indian style spicy weirdo stuff....and I dont even like ketchup, really Meg the ketchup lover should have done it, but I took it for the team....so yes I did it. At least 4 tea spoons of the stuff, possible more, I dont like to remember!! BUT we got a big beer! Fabulous!
2nd....while watching THE wedding, meg had a great coment...1 beer down and she was a little tipsy (she claims from a lack of food!!) so this man comes on the telly to be interveiwed and she turns to me and saya...'Oh, is that Boris Beker?'....'Um...no Meg, that would be Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, where you are going to uni'....IDIOT!!!
3rd and final...we had arrived in Kochi when a man comes and talks to us...not unusual as we get talked to alot by people, they just love to chat to the whities...so we chat, make up names and profesions as that fun! When at the end he hands us his, what we think, business card....but no, this is NO business card....we shall print what the card says...
SEEKING SOUL MATE- Harrison Josep, male, 51, single
from Cochin, india
Promising ever time married family life inviting his lady partner who will sponser or will do all in need to enable me to reach her country. At my minimum level, I will pick up medical transcription as my caree. decide and call me at the earliest:
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Sally Dyos...are you keen??