"All fart, no poop. That's what you are" - Dan (to Sophie) 24th July 2012

We finally arrived in Cambodia on Monday after 4 buses and 1 border crossing. Our first destination was Siem Reap where we were to see Angkor Wat. We arrived at our hotel and it was amazing. $5 each per night for proper beds, air con and an ensuite.

Dinner at the hostel and an early night because we had a 5am start.

Tuk-tuk picked us up at 5 and drove us up to Angkor Wat for sunrise. Whilst we were waiting for the sun to come up we met Angelina Jolie, Rambo, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and James Bond (all have retired from acting/singing and moved to Cambodia to set up a cafe).

After the sun rose over Angkor Wat we headed to Angkor Thom where we visited Bayon, The Terrace of the Leper King and The Terrace of the Elephants. We then headed to see Ta Phrom which was a bit more in the jungle and was where Tomb Raider was filmed.

After viewing the temples we headed back to the hotel and napped for the afternoon. After dinner we headed to the night market and got some Disco watches before heading out to 'Pub Street'. A bucket at Temple followed by another at 'Angkor What?'. Whilst at 'Angkor What Bar' Emma gave us all multiple Blow Jobs.........the drink, taking her total spending for the evening to $100 - same as the rest of us put together!!

When they closed one of the barmaids took us to a roof top bar that was still open. On the way, Dan came across an obstacle - the local kids stole his shoes!! After eventually getting them back we headed for another drink. At closing time, the barman turned off all the lights and that was our cue to leave. One problem - Dan had no shoes on and it was pitch black so he left them behind.

Now we are on the bus to Phnom Penh, capital of Cambodia and having just pulled over so Dan could s*** in a field we should be there in a couple of hours!!!

Josh