"16 year old semen is the best" - Jasmina 30th July 2012

"I think I'll have a soft drink" - Dan 31st July 2012 (It only took 11 days)

"Yes the Horse!!!!" - Dan & Josh

Last Sunday, our minibus dropped us off at our guesthouse and we headed straight out. Dinner and beers at Monkey Republic, followed by beer, shots and buckets at Utopia. This included Dan doing a Stuntman Tequila - snort the salt, drink the shot, squirt lime in your eye.

After Utopia we headed to the beach for $1 buckets, a bit of a dance, some people went for a swim in the sea and then home. Oh yeah, some old man threatened me "do not touch my 15 year old daughter again or I will cut you open". I hadn't even touched her in the first place!! Eventually he came over and apologised for his mistake as I had been misidentified by her brother. Good luck to whoever he was actually looking for........

The next day we got up, I failed to eat a fry up, and Dan and I got straight back on the beer. It was to be a pretty chilled day. We went to Top Cat cinemas, where we hired a private cinema room and watched Ted. It was possibly the perfect hangover day!!

That evening we had a very similar night out with a couple of Danes, Jasmina and Jacques, which ended with Sophie, Dan and the Danes ending up in the sea.

The next morning we had an early start because we had a boat trip for the day. We all got on the boat, found a spot on top deck and crashed out for a couple of hours. Great sleep but we all got caught out by the cloud and ended up quite burnt. We stopped at one spot for a swim and snorkel but there wasn't much to see. We did get biten by sea mites though.

We then headed to another island for lunch and Emma decided it would be easier to swim from the big boat than to climb from the big boat into the small boat and get a lift. I disagree but was impressed with the effort.

Barbecue on the beach before heading back to the mainland for some drinks. Whilst having some drinks at Monkey Republic Jacques mentioned that he had a head camera and suggested that we filmed a few hours of the night to see what we were like on a heavy night.

We all agreed and set off to Utopia as the filming started. Watching it back the next day we saw shots, nudity, pole dancing and inappropriate chat.

After watching it back at Top Cat the guys decided to chill out playing Fifa whilst the girls went for a massage. We then got ourselves prepared for another night out, headed for a really good dinner at Nyam, and then hit the drink. Drinking games at Monkey Republic (where we met scousers Nigel and Branny), onto Utopia in time to watch the wet tee-shirt competition, and down to Dolphin Bar on the beach. Dan, Sophie, Branny, Nigel and I partied until 7am when the sun came up. We did shots with the bar manager and played DJ for part of the night. Was an awesome night which ended with the scousers carrying Dan home (see blog photo).

Today we woke up in time for checkout, grabbed some food and watched Bridesmaids at Top Cat cinemas. After this we grabbed one final Sihanoukville bucket, said our goodbyes to Emma and Sophie, and headed off on the bus to Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam.

Josh