Today we drove all day and ended up in prison. We have a cell to share for a room and this is serious stuff. The bed only just fits in the room with no space for bedside tables. it is horribly spooky and I am scared to go to the toilet alone. I don't want to be anyones prison biatch (sorry mum and dad).
We have booked a get away vehicle for tomorrow- its a Go Wild campervan and so we just need someone to send us a cake with lock picks inside it (gluten free of course).
We hope to escape by 10 o'clock tomorrow so this is urgent. I wanted to say I am sorry already and the photos will be out soon of the whole sad event. I wanted to put marks on the sad white ruff plaster wall to mark away the time but Steve says we willl get in trouble- I have seen solitary confinement and will go mad if I have to step foot in there.
PS we are in christchurch and managed to nip out for a really smashing dinner and a bottle of 13.5% wine. We think this is a record.