Nat and Beck Go Large!
Despite our best efforts the drunken haze did not lift until we actually left Sydney. On Tuesday night we realised that Shaun's new bird (who looks like Cher but is actually called Sunny - honestly we nearly peed when we found out!) is actually a total weirdo! Serious mental case with a medical history as long as your face who happens to be sleeping in their room next door to ours! Padlocks at the ready girls! She told him she was 28 (yeah right 48 more like) and spent the next couple of days generally stalking him - bless! He's so nice he can't hurt her feelings and tell her to get lost - however now that she's booked a flight to follow him up to Cairns we think this might change! Did we mention that we found out that Chris' bird from Byron Bay really did follow him up to Brisbane - what is it with these boys?! The past few nights have mainly been spent sampling a few boxes of goon then going down to Sidebar before toddling off to Scruffy's. Between us we have nearly perfected a routine for 'My Humps' by Black Eyed Peas, which is Lenny's fave song to make us dance to (with him in middle being the daddy as per!). Shaun has spent most of the last few evenings running away. On Thursday night met a bloke called George en route to the TV room, Gaz thought he had a wooden leg but its actually just a bit dodgy cos he got hit by a bus before coming out here! We're not laughing, honest! I don't know where we meet these people! On Wednesday we went to Bondi Junction to sample the shopping there. Most of the shops on the main street were relatively tacky but we found a boss shopping centre where we went window shopping due to a serious lack of funds! We were walking through a department store and all of a sudden it all went a bit fuzzy - we realised that we we'd both been standing there slack jawed for a good minute and a half looking at a supreme pair of Manolo's. We decided the best thing we could do was to get the hell out of there and so made a run for the exit, credit cards twitching in hand! We had to check out early yesterday which was a bit of a nightmare after a night out on the 'lemonade'. Nat made it to the cinema to see Goal (wooden acting but good sound track and sexy blokes in shorts for those who are interested!) but Becky stayed in boys room for a little post hangover and bacon butty nap (one eye open naturally). Manage to drop enough hints for Len and Shaun to carry our bags to the bus for us. Being the big burly blokes (erm....) that they are they managed this no problem and didn't struggle at all (double erm...) with our 'light weight travelling clothes'! Thanks boys! We left Sydney (a little reluctantly I have to say) last night at 8pm after saying goodbye to our long term roomie Leigh, and spent the next 12 hours on coach generally either window licking or headbanging in the aisle. Nice! We'll update you from Melbourne soon. Love you lots Beck and Nat xxx