Another couple of weeks without the blog! Apologies to any readers out there who may have been missing it, do not fear though as the blog will continue no matter what. Even if I have to write it in an earthquake, I mention this as we are currently heading in the direction of Christchurch. So here is the last couple of weeks broken down again for your viewing pleasure. 1. NELSON After an extended recovery from Boobs Birthday we grabbed a stupidly early bus to ge...

RIVER VALLEY - We came here on the Kiwi bus having met some of the people on our last night in Taupo. Some beautiful, stunning English ladies, some annoying scouse p****. You can guess which lot we decided to befriend. At River Valley we shared a huge dorm of 36 where we stayed with the girls we met - Clemmie, Hattie and Frankie. The girls who would continue to accompany us for the next few days. However, the best looking girl was soon to make an appearance from...

After our unfortunate absence of effective internet the blog is back, apologies to all our loyal followers out there, please leave messages and updates as it means a lot. Here's a slightly shortened summary of the last 2 weeks, condensed for your pleasure into easy to read sections. WAITOMA - We set out to Waitoma with our young friends; Alex and Jemima using Sarah's car. They followed us in their car with some quite diabolical driving. We camped the first nigh...

Sunday 13th Feb. Breakfast for Chew and Ward was salmon and scrambled egg, amazin according to them. Boob and Harry had less than amazin cereal. We drove with Kev, Dan and Sarah to Piha, a volcanic beach a 30minute drive away. The black sand left a lasting impression on Harry's pearly white skin while he flailed about attempting to catch a ball. After a while bathing in the deadly "o zone free" sun we took a walk up a large hill to overlook the beauti...

Wednesday 9th February This was our last night in the archipelago islands of Fiji and it was to be an emotional one. To begin with we went into Nadi town with our shlags ( please refer to Phil Mitchell of Eastenders) Cherrelle and Emily who guided us round and basically mothered us with their amaaaaaazing sensuality; their acts of generosity shall never be forgotten. As the day rushed by and the heat picked up we decided to have a game of badminton where Christi...