RIVER VALLEY - We came here on the Kiwi bus having met some of the people on our last night in Taupo. Some beautiful, stunning English ladies, some annoying scouse p****. You can guess which lot we decided to befriend. At River Valley we shared a huge dorm of 36 where we stayed with the girls we met - Clemmie, Hattie and Frankie. The girls who would continue to accompany us for the next few days. However, the best looking girl was soon to make an appearance from Christian's rucksack, a lady who goes by the name of Sheila, and if you treat her right you can blow her up quite easily :) ( Messers Dunners and Angarano )

WELLINGTON - Went down to Windy Wellington for preparation of Boob's birthday. Ridiculously windy, f*****g stupid to be perfectly honest. Went to the Weta workshop which was awesome.

BOOBS BIRTHDAY - Needless to say it was f*****g awesome, we got on the lash early with our little posse reaching a impressive number, including Chewy's new female German friend, the afore mentioned girls, some cool Danes, Matt Jarvis ( not the actual guy, a nice guy) Jon Archard and many others. In a nutshell, got smashed, sexual dancing by the girls in underwear, crazy antics on the streets of Wellington, simultaneous neck sucking from the girls to Boob, Ward warned for encroaching on the dance floor as the girls strutted their stuff, Harry silently drinking himself into oblivion before being embarrased by a homosexual at 4am, a mint new game taught to us by the girls...brilliant stuff, legendary evening. Boob's sleep was slightly disrupted due to a number of familiar sounds from Chewy's bed ( packet tearing, sharp breath intakes, cover movement and a couple of creaks)

P.S. Extra notes

1. We didnt't feel the earthquakes in Wellington, there was apparantly two.
2. Boob is absolutely skint; too much smoking and is now living the life of a seagull, therefore eating bread.
3. Chewy panicked when a girl told him he was losing his hair.
4. Harry is a wanderer, the man is Karl Pilkington or at least just an idiot abroad / The Oracle from Benidorm but we love him.
5. No more major strops or arguments yet.
6. Wardy's new haircut is working wonders on the ladies and also....the men.
7. Chewy's fear for the bungee is growing by the day, as is Boob's excitement.