Christian and James Sorry for no blog, we have jobs starting next week and unfortunately we lose Harry aka The Oracle today, who is seeking pastures anew. Well, he is going back home with a heavy heart and a sore bumhole. For the past 2 weeks we have been living in the West End of Brisbane which is the hippy/homosexual area of Brizzie. We have fitted in well with the locals and intend to debrief the local area with our intentions of how to improve the area and Australia as a whole. Aside from obtaining jobs and our bodies emaciating, we have found pleasure in renting dvds (finally something cheap over here) for a dollar and reading novels which will stand the test of time. Other than this, there is nothing to report. Please respond as we will reciprocate. Peace out and God Bless

Carol Great to have the blog back (and in its flash new format!) - and really pleased you are all back together. Hope the working doesn't come as too much of a shock after all the playing!! Mum/Carol xxx

Christian Hi Liam, we have been busily trying to get jobs. The Easter week has really slowed down the process, I think if I don't have a job by next weekend then I am going to work on a farm for 3 months or so. Anyways enough of that talk, I have read 400 pages of the Godfather in less than two days, you must be impressed by that mate? So far in Oz I have been to Sydney ( hated it ) Coffs Harbour which happened to be a relaxed sea side town where we got jobs but it would of meant us having to rent a car to get to the farm each day. Therefore, we would not of been breaking even which was a blow to morale. We are currently residing in Brisbane, nice little city I have to say. Has a bit more about it than Sydney, it wasn't helped by the fact that when I arrived in Sydney (a week after the boys due to a bit of business I had to see to ) they were staying in the lush area of Kings Cross! Any news from back home? I hope not as no news is good news in certain aspects. We didn't realise until the other day that we have been away for nearly 4 months, times flies by when your having heaps of fun. On the movie front, me, Boob and Ward watched possibly the worst film ever last nite, it was considerably worse than American Psycho 2. The stella cast really attracted us to it but what a f***** let down it was . The name of the film is "The Other Guys" and stars Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and co..if you do happen to watch it, make sure you have a classic to watch after to demonstrate just how bad the previous film was. Anyways mate, it is great to hear of you, we appreciate it, we must admit we kinda lost interest in the blog but it's hard to keep on top of, especially with job hunting etc. We thought we would walk into jobs but it seems thats not the case anymore, as I said were just hoping its due to Easter. If you are a Sheila or homosexual it's beneficial because the Ozzies seem to prefer to employ these in bars and cafes. Peace out Brew! p.s. how is the Mini coping with the hot weather in the U.K ? I heard that Mini's are sometimes susceptible to hot and dry weather.

Liam Alright boys, hope all is still going well, no blogs for a while sort it out! x

Jack Hey Guys!! Just thought id give you an update on how the Giblets got on last night! Well... it was a vintage performance and the Giblets came out on top 4-0!! and a hattrick by no other than Misra!! We dominated from start to finish and I think its safe to say that we are the new Stoke City... not prettiest but it gets results! First goal came from a big punt from Dugmore out of the back, Misra neatly controlled it and tried an audacious back heel finish. It didnt come off however he comfortably prodded home the rebound! Throw in were being launched into their box at every opportunity and goals were almost scored at every occasion. Huttage floated in a nice throw for Bicknell to launch himself and tuck in a gorgeous header... 2-0!! Misra was growing in confidence and after a marauding run down the left handside by Orton and a juicy square ball across goal Misra was there to finish with his left foot... 3-0!! Misra completed his hattrick with a Hernandez style backheader after a classy throw in from Yardley!! A perfect hattrick for the big man, his grin showed his delight. Title challenge is now back on the cards!! You can keep upto date with our progress on www.teamstats.net/gibletsfc its pretty good!!! Cheerio!! Jack xx

Ryan Alright Gents, Hope the bungee went well...it looks pretty intense! I'm not enitrely comfortable with the poses chewy and boob are pulling dressed as women...it scared me somewhat :)! So i see Pete has kept you up to date with the most recent news... Japan under water. In wake (literaly) of that there has been a whole raft of txt message i feel your missing out on, to keep up moral i felt i'd share a select couple. My Japanes Girlfriend dumped me last night. Never mind, plenty more in the sea. Just phoned my japanese friend to see if he was ok. He sounded excited, think he must be going out tonight. He kept going on about a massive rave. Right now i have certified my place in hell i will wish you a good day! look after yourselves and continue to have muchos fun! Peace!

Carol Glad to see blog back. Wish you'd try to have more fun!! Mum x

Pete Hi , boys glad to here your`e all well and behaving impecably by the sounds of your blog. I presume you have heard of the earthquake in Japan 8.9 ,bloody big earthquake with lots of sunami`s heading thoughout the Pacific,Keep your eyes open for the sea rushing out,dont want you stranded up a tree. Keep up the good work for the Brits, but with some style i would hope. Take care and look after James for us,you know what a tender lad he is. Luv Big Dadda.

Christian Hi Liam, I am not going to refer to the middle east protests but I bet the Western leaders are rubbing their hands together, or in Cameron's case he is docking with fellow Prime Ministers and Presidents. The number for that work place would be much obliged mate, $20 dollars an hour is pretty good, well its darn good. Heaps of hot chicks over here, and you know me Liam I am not going to fabricate anything when it comes to women; I'm a respectful guy! I would add to this message but I am running out of time, i'll respond to your next message in due course. p.s. I think I need a whole day of my life dedicated to reading the news, I feel so out of touch and in being so, it's bloody annoying. Cheers Bro

Liam Your rant is justified, well Cameron has been following his predecessors actions by traipsing around the middle east like a rentboy offering his services. (lots of shiny guns in this case). I dont have to say a lot about Libya, Gaddaffi is now using his airforce to bomb his own people, i think that just bout sums up the whole area at the mo! I hope you lads are doing the West coast of the south Island, Talk about vistas, beautiful. Im sure Australia must be beckoning sometime soon? I think ive still got the number of the place i worked at in Sydney if you want it? I think 2 years ago i was on over $20 an hour. let me know. I also hear about alot of lady friends in your blogs, I hope this isn't a cheap attempt at hiding the homoerotic tensions that must surely be bubbling just beneath the surface. To finish... It looks like the Blues are in a financial black hole despite there cup success. Its the Misra school of financial management to say the least!

Christian P.S. Liam, I see that Gaddafi is unleashing hell on his own people. I despise that despot, however he is living up to his Pariah ways isn't he? To be honest though mate, I am not a fan of the Libyan's or a fan of the Egyptians. Dirty people and I know you agree with me. Did you hear about that journalist (female) raped by a group of Egyptian men? The Ancient Egyptians would be cursing in their tombs. Libya have got away with so much in the last 30 years, Lockerbie for one and the murder of that police officer and various other heinous acts. To top things of, did you see when Blair and Brown sucked up to Gaddafi when they went over to discuss Middle East policies (oil) It clearly demonstrated just how sneaky and caniving those two individuals were. ** RANT OVER**

3 wise men Hello people, in particular Liam thankyou for your concern. Today we are on our way to Taupo. Hopefully the tragic events of Christchurch won't affect our plans. We would have arrived in Christchurch in around a months time so unsure if the U.K. embassy or NZ authorities will give us permission to enter.

Liam Alright boys, hope your still on the north Island, Christchurch dont look pretty!!! does this affect you in any way?