Sunday 13th Feb. Breakfast for Chew and Ward was salmon and scrambled egg, amazin according to them. Boob and Harry had less than amazin cereal. We drove with Kev, Dan and Sarah to Piha, a volcanic beach a 30minute drive away. The black sand left a lasting impression on Harry's pearly white skin while he flailed about attempting to catch a ball. After a while bathing in the deadly "o zone free" sun we took a walk up a large hill to overlook the beauti...

Wednesday 9th February This was our last night in the archipelago islands of Fiji and it was to be an emotional one. To begin with we went into Nadi town with our shlags ( please refer to Phil Mitchell of Eastenders) Cherrelle and Emily who guided us round and basically mothered us with their amaaaaaazing sensuality; their acts of generosity shall never be forgotten. As the day rushed by and the heat picked up we decided to have a game of badminton where Christi...