Got off the sleeper train in Chaing Mai, slightly more adventurous than expected, when d*** had to do a quick dash from his bed for a number 2 and found a girl bleeding from the head knocked out on the floor after falling from her top bunk! Jumped on a minibus to Pai, such a chilled scene full of hippies, we found a lovely bamboo hut to stay beside the river, hired a Honda c90 out to explore the mountains. So far we have visited waterfalls, hot springs, and been ...

Had a pre dinner appetiser of cockroach and frog yesterday on koh san road. Frog was tasty but wouldn't recommend the roach after the look of d*** face and resulting poo! Currently on route to Chaing Mai on a overnight sleeper train, surprisingly nice! Slowly running out of entertainment after completing angry birds..only another 10 hours to go! On the up side we have a lovely bunch of Thai grannies singing songs next to us. Chat soon xx

Flights went surprisingly quick. Stopped half way in Dubai for a couple of hours, d*** decided all the men from Dubai were gay in the airport! He also road a camel with golden testicles. We spent most our time people watching trying to spot the Thai brides and lady boys. Once we got off the second flight and landed in bangkok we walked outside and in d*** words it smelt and felt like a greggs oven where they had forgotten to take The sausage rolls out. ( basical...