Thought we'd update opn our Full Moon outing!

Welllllllllll..

We started preparations for the party early by whacking out some Hong Thong (thai whisky..we think!), some vodka and Skin and Tet's cheap version of Malibu and began duct taping our possessions to the inside of our wardrbe, tables and chairs (photos can be found on facebook!) just in case some one felt like robbing us while we were out! I think thats brownie points for us please parents..safety first!

We then went to wait for our ride to the speedboat and were surprised when we were collected by some pimped out minivan pumping some thai ghetto tchunes! The aircon was amazing too! We piled in and then moved on to a resort down the road where we picked up some crazy Irish guys who had already tried chatting to me and char in the pool a few days earlier! Tet was happy tho as they had a spare portion of chips from Maccy Ds and gave them to her which was niceee

We then arrived at a bungalow resort where we were getting our speedboat from, we all piled onto the boat and got a little splashed on the 15 min ride over the other island (which I can't spell!) When we got there we had to pay 100 baht (2 quid) for some wrist band but didn't mind cos its pink and cooool :D

We then trekked it down to the beach where we went to find Andy who was waiting at a fake 7/11 which was called 7/0..imagine having a fake Tescos! just wouldnt happen anywhere else! There were stalls on drink and food every you looked..so cheap as well! A giant bucket with a massive bottle of vodka, thai whisky and redbull was 12 quid..wouldn't get that back home now would you!

We then went and wandered round the beach for a bit and then decided we wanted a bucket, we found the cheapest looking stall and char ordered one full of Samson whisky, vodka and 2 red bulls (which are crazy syrup things out here..keep you awake for days!) but char being a bit of a spak went to pick up the bucket and for some reason expecting it to be light tipped half of it down her new dress..smooooth! We decided we should just run off with it without paying seeing as the guy seemed to have forgotten us, so we ran off before realising we'd left Tet stood trying to do the same..unfortunately for her he wasnt looking the other way and she had to pay for hers..hahaa! (Char would like to formally apologise to her mum for stealing :D)

Then we met up with andys friends and decided to go back to their rooms for a toilet break but ended up staying there for a bit as we found an amazing balcony where I spent my time spinning round in circles and falling over while Tet, Skin and Nath had a nice little deal with a chicken seller in the street in which they continued to shout 'I throw you money..you throw me chicken'..it seemed to work pretty well as the chicken women piled the chicken into a bag and threw it up onto the balcony and then had to chase the money they threw down along the street! Tet then decided to spit water and chicken at passers by! Skins flip flop then fell through the bars of the balcony and some crazy neon painted guys agreed to throw it up if skin showed them some boob! Instead she just pretended to lift her tip and which seemed to do the trick as they chucked the flip flop back and continued shouting 'show us some boooooob'

After we had all relieved our bladder and enjoyed some chicken (obviously not me and char veing veggie altho Nath thought it would be amusing to shove the chicken skewer in my face..was not impressed!) the guys insisted we went and watched some football match in a bar, so we all crowded round a table with a million buckets and watched the game..i think there was also arm wrestling at some point..the bar man was getting increasingly distressed as we all refused to buy his drinks as we already had more than enough from the beach, he was very very amusing tho!

After the football we wandered back to the beach where me Skin, Nath and Tet decided to clamber up onto the random platforms on the beach and join the crazy neon painted people dancee awayy..the guy next to me had the biggest blue afro I've ever seen..was coooooool!

Then we went for a stroll in the sea before I looked around and realised just how many people were peeing in it and swiftly ran back out again! Along the beach we met some very funny people, all completelyyy trashed but very amusing to talk to! By this point a lot of people had either passed out or fallen asleep on the beach..we stood and laughed at 3 people who were passed out in a line hugging each other in the sand..too coool!

We then made our way back to the speed boat, picking up a corn on the cob and some more chicken on the way, managed to fight our way to our boat and only justmade the 6am one purely because we were girls..genius! They called out 'ladies first ladies first' and nath just sloped off after us haha! The speedboat journey was pretty amusing too..the entire row opposite us was asleep and me and chr couldn't stop staring at thigs guys beer belly wobbling! Then some aussie guy next to skin would nottt stop talking to her about sunglasses..she just answered yes to everything he said but he carried on, he then asked each of us one after another 'wow..look at the sun..if you saw a guy selling sunglasses right this minute..would you buy some?!' we answered no..so he asked 'what about in an hour' and then carried on about how happy he was that his sunglasses had survived....even tho the arm had snapped off!

Ww were very lucky to even get on the boat though seeing as there were about 200 stood queing on the dock thing, a guy where we're staying said that fights started breaking out and there wern't enough boats..he ended up paying 3000 baht for a fisherman to row him home!

We then piled into another minivan for the ride home and crawled into bed..we woke up around 12 and char went out n got us some burger king..mmm the veggie burger is soo good! :D

Spent the rest of the day wideeee awake (that'd be the red bull), just been chilling on the beach today and Andy and his friends arrived, gunna go for some dinnerr and then tomorrow we're thinking about renting some jet skis wahooo

x x x