Ok.. where to start.. 2 weeks of absolute pleasure.. from the word go my liver hurt, and still does a little now. Ive just said goodbye to the boys, they fly back to Bangkok then home this afternoon. I'm stuck in phuket for the day, as i dont fly to singapore till tonight. I've just been sick but i won't go into that. I met the lads in Bangkok where they were staying at the sickest presidential palace ive ever seen. One big night out with some sex shows and ping pong shows, Thai boxing, and plenty of alchohol saw me spend 5000 baht (a previous weeks worth of money) in one day. We also took over a stage and played a variety of tunes (we were called s*** hot) much to the amusement of the other drinkers in the bar and Fish. Kila on lead vocal.. (mic wasn't on), myself on keyboards (wasnt on),Palky on the drums and kemp dancing like Carlton from fresh prince as per usual...!! We left there for the tourist island of Ko Samui, dirty, smelly, w**** ridden, but we didnt care because, its always about who your with not where you are. Also met up with faye whilst on the island and she chilled with us for a few days, which turned out to be class. From Samui we went to Phucket, which was even seedier than Samui. We were only there for one night, but made the most of it. Phucket had all 5 of us questioning our sexuality. None of us are gay, but i swear we all wanted to know if it was ok to fancy ladyboys... I swear some of them were well fit. We spent the whole night confused. I think we were all too scared to talk to any of them just in case they pulled out really big clitoris's.. ha ha. everyone kept saying.. 'i would but her hands are too big', or.. 'look at the size of her jaw'. Next stop.. i took them back to Ko Phi Phi, the best place in thailand. 5 days here, chilled us out to the max, and was just what the doctor orderd for the 4 holidaymakers, and their samoan tour guide. We were still drinkin G+T's at 8.30 in the morning, after one messy night, which saw me do an impromptu gig on the beach at about 5am, with some french dude. Oasis, verve, and radiohead covers got me a few free drinks bought anyway. The next day saw us all near death. It was my fault apparently because i made the others stay out and drink. There's too much to mention, and to be fair to remember, but other highlights included.. America's next top model, getting fat, myself and kila freestyling into a fan in a club, all 5 of us taking a piss together for someone to turn round and say..'i can smell omelets'.. to which kemp relpied..'i think thats my cock..', 'bucket' (pronounced Bouquet) the greatest drinking game ever, long island ice teas, the worst spag bol ever, Kila's burnt armpits, Palky's rap, Kemps inability to get a tan.. Long live milky joe!!!.... The best dance ever, sweating, Millions of Stu moss look a likes, the dead fat lapdancer, 'bummers', Finding marmite, the Ko Samui orgy, me making an irish girl cry because i gave her loads of s*** for stating she was only with her boyfriend because of his money... and of course myself and Kemp waking up to the sound of someone getting spanked in our bathroom... Turns out it was kila... getting spanked.. ha ha.. Anyway hope your all ok, keep the emails coming its always good to hear from you. Pictures have been updated on www.statraveljournals.co.uk/stumoss. One love stu x