HEY HEY HEY! THINGS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC FOR US OVER HERE IN NEW ZEALAND. (BUT, I'LL TELL YA ABOUT THAT LATER ON!) BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE, HOWEVER, I SPENT A FEW DAYS DOWN IN BRISBANE WHICH WAS COOL. NICE TO GET OUT OF CAIRNS THAT'S FOR SURE! I MET UP WITH FANNY AND STAYED WITH HER AUNTIE AND UNCLE. THEY'RE ACE TOO! SAW A WEE BIT OF BRISBANE (NOT MUCH THOUGH - IT'S BLOODY WELL HUGE!), AND WAS EVEN BEING INTELLECTUAL AND WENT FOR A WEE TRIP TO TH...

18 JUNE 2006 (NOT THE 31ST MAY, GOD KNOWS WHY IT HAS THAT DATE!): HEY HEY HEY CHICKIES! WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER LONG WINDED UPDATE FROM ME. SO, IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME ON THE INTERNET, I SUGGEST YOU COME BACK TO THIS! WELL, FROM THE LAST TIME I WROTE, WE HAVE ACTUALLY DONE QUITE ALOT. OBVIOUSLY THE USUAL NIGHTS OUT (WHY BREAK TRADITION?!), BUT WE HAVE ACTUALLY VENTURED OUT OF CAIRNS FOR A DAY!!! THE WEATEHR HERE HAS STILL BEEN POOPY (RAIN MOST ...

WELL, HELLO AGAIN! ANOTHER WEE UPDATE FROM ME - WILL TRY NOT MAKE IT AS LONG AS THE LAST ONE AS I KNOW HALF OF YOU FELL ASLEEP READING IT! WE'VE BEEN UP TO A FEW MIS-HAPS IN THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS THAT'S FOR SURE. WE HAVE NOW BEEN IN ANOTHER CYCLONE IN NORTH QUEENSLAND (NOT CAIRNS THIS TIME THANK GOD, BUT WE STILL GOT THE s***E WEATHER THAT CAME WITH IT!). INFACT, IT HAS BEEN RECORDED AS THE WORST WEATHER IN DECADES. RAIN RAIN RAIN AND A WEE BIT MORE RAIN...

GEE WHIZZ, WHERE THE HECK DO I START?! IT'S BEEN LIKE A MONTH SINCE I LAST PUT IN A WEE UPDATE, SO THERE IS AN AWFUL LOT TO WRITE! FIRST THINGS FIRST - WE SURVIVED CYCLONE LARRY (I KNOW, IT WAS AGES AGO, BUT NOT TOLD YA'S ABOUT IT!). OUR GARDEN WAS PRETTY BAD, TREES KNOCKED DOWN, ELECTRICITY WAS CUT OFF ETC, BUT ME AND FANNY FOUND THE WHOLE THING THAT EVENTFUL THAT WE SLEPT RIGHT THROUGH THE DAMN THING AND WOKE UP AFTER ALL THE EXCITEMENT HAD HAPPENED! WE ...

21 MARCH 2006 UPDATE..... WELL WELL WELL, WE ARE BOTH ALIVE! WHAT AN EVENTFUL TIME IN CAIRNS SO FAR. TO BE HONEST, ALL WE HAVE DONE IS GET DRUNK AND ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ALL THE RECRUITMENT AGENCIES. ON OUR FIRST NIGHT WE ARRIVED, OF COURSE WE HAD TO GO OUT. HEARD THAT AN IRISH BAR WAS GOOD TO GO TO (PJ O'BRIANS). SO, WE HEADED THERE AND NEARLY POOPED OURSELVES THAT THEY SOLD MAGNERS (IT WORKS OUT ABOUT 5 QUID A BOTTLE). SO, BEING THE TIGHT ARSES THA...