HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA AMERICA!!!!!! WHOOOO UNITED STATES.............today since it is our proud day i thought it right to write about all the crappy things in france....because we are FAR superior!!! :)

1. everything is in french.....SPEAK AMERICAN people!!! its the better universal language and u always sound like you hav crap in ur mouth. this gurl, when we all went to the art store she was like ugh!! everything is in french!!! hahaha duh but seriously....AMERICAN! AMERICAN!!
2. Everything is closed on Sundays and often Mondays, it is a slower pace as well....STOP SMELLING THE ROSED FRENCHIE AND GET TO WORK!!!!! Us States people have places to go and things to do....when we want things we expect them to be open 24/7. jeez
3. French men run slower than me....um i dont think i've ever passed up a male in my life until 2 days ago when i ran in the park. they need to stop munchin on bread so they can get movingggggg.
4. This is a 2 in 1: Metro isnt air conditioned...and french people dont shower for days. Ahh yess its great going into a hot subway with unshowered filthy people. i love the smell of stale body odor in the morning. especially when they are rude to me on top of that. next time some1 tells me to PAY ATENCIONNNN...i'm gonna say TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
5. the portions are tiny. eat like people not birds. wats the point of eating a crumb they call a baguette and a coffee in an espresso size cup. jerks.
6. The french think they are prettier and better than us...well nothing is prettier than the face of america (pappy pic above).
7. UNITED STATES!! UNITED STATES UNITED STATES!!!!!! UNITED STATES!!!!!!
well thats all i can think of for now...but the french are bad news today. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AMERICA!!!!! O SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNERRRR YETTT WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....O'ER THE LAND AND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and the HOMEE OF THE BRAVEEEEE!!!!!
o ya the french are wimps.....very feminine men. ;) bon soir.