End of week one and everything's going pretty swimmingly.The skiing is pretty fun, everyone's about the same apart from Dom - "Blitzkrieg" -the ex German national downhill skier who owns the mountain. They say he has 4 children, all by the mountain itself.We have a pretty funny coach called Mike who we have all assumed is gay despite meeting his wife the other day. We're all feeling pretty tired most of the time which is probably due to not eating enough, so we've decided to invest in some protein shakes. As most of you had predicted I'm finding it hard to fend for myself on the cooking and cleaning front of life so have decided to leave it as long as I can before I have to do either of the above, buying only precooked food and Lucky Charms cereal. Looking at my plan I will need a lot of luck.

On Thursday night we all decided to get drunk and stay in which led to the most disgusting day of skiing on Friday with most of my day spent falling down the mountain on my face, but don't worry ladies no permanent damage. I'm feeling pretty lazy today so I'm not going to bother skiing, will probably just drink some beer in the hot tub and if I'm feeling a little more energetic go in the gym later, followed by beer in the hot tub. I'm living for Monday night at the moment; I've just found out that they have an actual playboy cover model there at the night so I have to make an appearance. Photos coming soon, keep your swords sharp and your wits sharper.

"Don't settle for less than excellence."