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I have learnt today that a severe hangover in this climate is seriously bad for your head, after only getting in bed at 5 and drinking sambucca and Tusker I feel like I've been chewed up and spat out 20 times over. But despite the bomb in Malindi yesterday every thing else was a good day met a woman who has adopted 22 kids after there parent died from aids or other diseases and spent a good 10 minutes teaching a kid the importance of manners and not just asking for sweets, then spent the rest of the afternoon sat on the roadside making Masai bracelets and babysitting a little girl called Alex who has recently discovered she likes pop music, you can trust the iPhone to keep a kid amused while you sew hundreds of beads on to a bit of string, now they call me mazungu Masai.
And I have decided that as of tomorrow I'm booking myself in at Turtle Bay beach club for my last week all inclusive sea view room and I am now a resident of Kenya so I get it 1/2 price and also free entry to all national parks around Kenya only thing is I now have to go all the way to temple point to the national securities office to pick up my card which will stand me in good stead to move here next year haha just need a job and to learn to live less luxurious also how to put up with mosquito bites cause the homeless lady with the baby I gave the 100kes to outside the casino the other week was crying so much I gave him my anti mosquito bands to so now my ankles are a mess.
After another massage I think it's time for a dip in the pool and a spot of sunbathing the massage was nzuri sana but not as luxurious as the other week but 2 hours for 1000kes or £6 you cant argue about a mud hut but there's something not right about a big black mamas knockers resting on your head as she slaps your arse cheeks after hitching your pants up the crack and I'm sure she worked on the upper inside thigh a little longer than should be aloud.
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