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The real welshies of Orange County...
The fab four have now become the terrible two... And the situations me and Josie get in at home will surely apply to America, which would be just great for everyone's daily laugh, I'm sure!
To start of our adventure, we got off at Pacific Coast HWY station and was immediately told to go into a hotel by a guy as we were in am unsafe area! Amazing news... So we got in an expensive taxi to our upper class destination...
We are staying at a place called Seal Beach, which is really nice and the cheapest house is $2 million dollars to buy...could see myself living this lifestyle fo' sho' ... That evening after emotional goodbye's to the girls we stayed in, binged and cried ourselves to sleep!
In the morning, after our mammoth lie - we tool a stroll down to sunset beach & then got on a bus to laguna beach.. The Hills style! People on the bus started arguing to help and tell us the places to go- must be the accent!
We got off where a surfer recommended and chilled on the beach for the rest of the day.. On our way back on the bus - again, we attracted a bunch of weirdo's and Irvine wasn't even with us! One was really ugly, bless her.. She looked like the young version of Anne Hathaway in the princesses diaries.. I wanted to give her a makeover.. Then there was this crazy ass drunk old lady.. I'm pretty sure i got bungalowed of her breath! Lush!
In the evening, we got dressed and pre drunk at our hotel.. Which feels weird as we've been going out about 7 every night! We made our way to Don's beachcomber bar which was Hawaii themed and had a cocktail or two. The obsessed with death barman gave us a tour of the place and we met the owner, who kept telling us to come back! Baring in mind these two were about 70 years old and pretty much on their death beds doesn't bode well for mine and Josie's confidence. I know I like an older man but that's a bit extreme!
We then got in a taxi, with driver Eddy who is now our new best friend and wants to go clubbing with us tonight! He took us to a place called sharkies in Huntington beach where we spent the rest of our evening. We met lots of people and danced our faces off and also managed to be picked to be in another music video... How?!? I do not know! It was for a rapper who just screamed words.. We defo needed Mummy Len to curb our behaviour that night!
In the morning, we facetimed Smoney after not speaking to her for a month :( was cool to catch up and here her Essex voice once again!
We walked to Seal Beach to chilllll out and nurse our hangovers. Once we got there, there were about 4 news vans with their camera's out. At one point I thought shiiit what did I do last night?! Haha. But turns out a man has gone missing in the sea :( which is really sad. The waves and the current here are so strong! Fingers crossed he's found safely! After nursing out hangovers, doing handstands and cartwheels on the beach ( Josie unable to do either - no wonder she had no friends in school) and singing to bop bop baby.. We went to Huntington beach mall got a spot of retail therapy!
Considering that we only went to huntington beach for some retail therapy - we have come back with two big stories. One being that we are now going to be on TV in January on a show called Off their Rockers, which is like a linked style TV show.. And the second is that we now have a new homeless friend called pogo stick.. Yes that's his really name!! He was an artist, an actor, a director, a singer, a writer, a veteran and planned to be mayor of Orange County next year... Mmmm.. I smell something.. So a shopping trip could only end up like that if me and Josie are involved!
Eventually got back on the bus, after it was about an hour late... Chilled out and prepared for our weekend in La La Land, Hollywood!
Were off to party with the stars.. Hopefully won't end up in any more music videos... Will let you know if Simon Cowell or Ryan Reynolds proposes to me!
Enjoyed my california dreaming..
Catch ya in a couple..
L x
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