Day 7 - When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. So, day seven begins with a hangover that would slay a walrus, no time to clear it up with a greasy breakfast though, as we had to be on our way down to the pier to head over to phi phi lay on a longtail boat for a spot of snorkelling and looking round the various coves and bays of the island! First we headed to one cove where we did some snorkelling, which to be honest I've never been keen o...

Day 6- Its never too early for a Chang! Day six begins with another early start, but after a good nights sleep this wasn't an issue! The French owner of the garden phuket hotel in patong was a real gent and booked us on the morning ferry to phi phi, hence the early start, we caught a mini bus at the hotel to take us to the pier for the ferry departing at 08.45! Hell was it hot sat on the deck of this ferry even that early in the morning! With this in mind I deci...

Day 5 - I don't care, just phuket!! This was supposed to be just a travelling day, not much happening between koh samui and phi phi so I wasn't really going to write anything, but since this journey is the first thing not to go perfectly for us I thought I'd better recant the entire thing! Yet another early start... 6am alarm set so we could get our taxi to the ferry back to the mainland! So off to phuket we go!! We get to the ferry port and wait around for a ...

Days 3 and 4 - Thai Hard So day 3 begins with a VERY early start because we had to get to the airport for our flight to koh samui! It was only a VERY early start because I, like an idiot had us getting up and leaving an hour before we needed to! Oh how we could have used that extra hour! Due to jet lag I couldn't get to sleep until about 4 in the morning, with our alarm set for half 6... Anyway, we got the flight from Bangkok to koh samui, now koh samui airport ...

Day 2 - Bangkok has them now! Day two begins with a delicious breakfast, Waffles and bacon!! (I'm a closet American). After this we head out to see what Bangkok has to offer, so we started with the grand palace... The taxi ride there was typical, again no real road rules and general chaos! We arrive at the grand palace and are immediately accosted by a scammer outside one of the gates, so he's ignored and after a little jaunt into the surrounding streets checki...