Days 29 and 30 - Juggin rodge!! Day 29 begins with an early morning on magnetic island ready to check out before 10, our heads are a little delicate after a bit of a party on the beach, but we seem to be developing quite an immunity to goonovers so it's not too bad!! We have a good hearty breakfast and say goodbye to all our new magnetic friends including a nice lad called jack and a girl called Gemma, not forgetting Stephanie, they've all been excellent company...

Days 27 and 28 - YOU SHLAAAG!! Day 27 begins with an early morning as we have to check out of gilligans for the final time!! The last 10 nights have been epic!!! I don't want to leave!! We have to get a long way across cairns with all our luggage to catch the greyhound bus down to Townsville! Ball ache and a half at this time of the morning! We make the bus in plenty of time and set off on the inexplicable 4 hour 40 minute journey! It's such a short distance, we...

Days 26 and 27 - Thats not a knife... That's a spoon! Day 26 begins with an early morning because everyone in our room has to check out so we can move rooms! This is a massive pain in the arse!! Oh well, we make the best of it and go down to the pool to top our tans up! We get chatting to a few people all day, sink a few pints and have a cracking, properly chilled out day! We decided that since we're doing a trip called 'Uncle Brian's' tomorrow, we're to have a ...

Days 24 and 25 - Call that a knife... THIS is a knife! Day 24 begins with another unwelcome early wake up call from housekeeping!! They really don't take into account that just about everyone in this hostel is going to be hanging out of their arses! I wasn't, because yet again as you've probably read I was on the goon the night before and I woke up drunk again!! Tom, Carla, Dickie and Roel are up and they fancy heading down to the lagoon (outdoor public swimmin...

Days 22 and 23 - 900 dollery-doos!!? Say the title in a strong Aussie accent and it'll be funny! Day 22 begins with an unwelcome early morning because half the dorm are checking out, they're all up at 9 to check out by 10! Doesn't bother me too much because I'm definitely still drunk! This 'goon' stuff is lethal!!! They all leave the room and I get a bit more sleep! I get up after a couple hours more sleep and head out to try and book my skydiving... On top of ...