Hallo hallo, Cazzaline here - oh my oh my mmmm I am sat here writing to you and have just been served up a yummy Banana & Chocolate pancake doubled up & it's the size of my head, well more the size of Matt's forhead tee-hee, SORRY Matt, I am also sharing the Internet booth with four lizards attached to the wall above my head eyeing up my grub, I am happy they are sat with me though as they're gobbling up the nasty Mozzies, of which there is an abundance o...

Spash is back, whhoooo it is really caz's turn but she is not feeling to well with a sore throat etc, i think cyanide is working, not long know yeahh. Nah for worrying family folk we dropped by an indian chemists and he gave her some stuff which seems to be working, if they're as good as the travel pills that knock her straight out then i will be having a right old peaceful couple of days - Bonza. We are in Amritsar at the moment, home of the Punjabs, kings of t...

I'm always desperate for the bog when i do these things, its's ridiculous. Right you have me for a while, it's baking outside so much so two indian locals have given me some good day to day advice, i figure it must be a mirage. Still we have taken shelter in the world of the interweb, where i might add the coolest indians hang out smacked of there t*** on whatever it is that bashes the high notes of life. The dude here sang to me not long back, read my palm, had ...

Hiya, it's Caroline here, Yipeee we are in Jaisalmer after a long hot journey by bus from Jodhpur. Hang on, let me back track for a minute... We left Pushkar about a week ago or something, I tell you when you're away from the 'real world', you lose all track of time & dates & hmmm I'm a bit confused with it all but what's new?! Soooo, we left Pushkar & went to Udaipur, which is deemed by locals & the Guide book as 'The Venice of the East', no...

Whad up me homies, whatever that means???? I have seen a cow with and a******* that looks like a vagina, this may not be the most PC thing to point out but it astounded me. Some may think this statement sick, tho i pointed it out to caz and she laughed which instantly tells me i am correct in my estimations. The down side to this is that i keep looking at the a*******s of cows. Anyway, i read caz's email and she did a great job in explaining the hassles of ev...