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Whad up me homies, whatever that means????
I have seen a cow with and a******* that looks like a vagina, this may not be the most PC thing to point out but it astounded me. Some may think this statement sick, tho i pointed it out to caz and she laughed which instantly tells me i am correct in my estimations. The down side to this is that i keep looking at the a*******s of cows.
Anyway, i read caz's email and she did a great job in explaining the hassles of everyday life, hats of to ya.
I swear we are being followed by an old german guy, everytime he goes to have a cigarette he horks up a lung before the filter touches his lips. Dude spends 4 months every year just hanging out in india filming random weddings. You can't help but laugh cos he sits there telling us how great the indian people are then shows us his videos of all these indians with faces like thunder wanting to cut he his gut from left to right in a slow and painful motion. It's amazing what you want to see when you want to see it.
Caz is right in that cows eat cardboard paper etc... so i thought it would be nice to buy some banannas and throw them so good decent food. I chucked two nannas on the ground for them not realising there were 5 cows, talk about royal rumble, the f***ers started head butting each other for the food, obviously i ran, not before checking the a*******s of course haha. --- sorry.
I tell ya there is one place called shivra temple high on the hill side you climb up to, some of the pictures of pushkar come from there. The views are genuinely stunning but why the f*** anyone would go up there to pray is beyond me. We walked in a prayer to the fire gods, and writings in sand, which on paper sounds gravy. The head chef is just sitting there chanting when his phone goes off, worst thing is he only goes and answers it, like the fire gods can wait a minute or to, even better i popped my head around the corner to see what he was chanting at,and there was this giant indian shriva in flashing lights like a fruit machine and brighton pier. They're all nuts. Once all that s***s over they all visit the local tuck shop man at the top of the mountain and stuff here faces before the monkeys arrive to gang bang a local.
anyway the elecy's gone in town so am on a back up generator, must keep it sghort bye
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