now then sunshine, how is everything? I must agree with andre, the lack of footy on sundays is a disgrace. It all fell to pieces when you went off on your jollys. At least the season has started again so sundays arent to boring. Boro look a bit light weight this season, the yak is off and we have signed Mido. I hope i am wrong but Mido is the biggest waste of money on an Egyptian since the government paid for the inquest into Dodi Fayeds death crash with that blonde slag........

Chocks away

Hi, Good to hear from you mate. Sad to hear about football and what sounds like the end of the sunday ritual!COME ON LADS!!! Shame your having a bad time at work. Have you concidered haveing an affair with the office tart with big t*** to spice things up?? My work is not so good also as my boss is a bit dumb, but no chance of an affair as i work with only men. Getting ready to pack up soon as leave Queenstown on 8th of october to continue with my crazy adventures. Was hoping Dave was going to meet me in S.A somewhere but judging by the lack of contact from him it looks like he wont make it unless he is planning a big supprise?! Say hi to Lisa for me and everyone else you meet. Looks like Man.u will be Strong again this season and dont let any fool tell you other wise!I suppose they are saying liverpool will be title contenders again!hey thats even funnier than the jokes that that joker bod leaves on my site! Take it easy my friend and be good!

GreetingsSorry I have not emailed you in awhile. Hope all is well with you. Nothing to report here that interesting weather is good at the moment. Football on Sundays is cooling off nobody ever wants to play anymore. Work is not going well at this time not really enjoying things, maybe it is me getting restless, how's yours going? Football season starts this weekend have you found a good bar that will show the games? Has your love of cricket increased over there? I think it is time that the Joker announces who he is? Who are you Joker? We should start a sweepstake on who is this comedic talent in our mists. Anyway mate all the best

Well Well Well!!! tut tut shame on you all for not guessing who i am, and YOU Shaun don't even think i am funny, so not much i can say is there except just watch this space folks.... at least i have got you all guessing as to who i am ha ha!!!! so i will have the last laugh at you lot ......

even Russ Abbott was funnier than the Joker, his/her level seems to be Graham Norton funny....who is the unfunniest man since Hitler, who admittedly had that funny little tache but was on the whole, we can all agree on, not very funny.

Never mind, who needs all that lovely latin p**** anyway?!...... Life is ok here lots of snow and skiing going on,brrrrrrrrr! but still to many tourists in queenstown! Just looking forward to going traveling again now and am already planing my next trip! Sorry dont know who this joker is but isnt he/she funny! Whish i new who it was as russ abbott wants to restart his carrier using the jokes!

howdo ryan glad to hear things are on the up with your plumbing job and in your personal life i have found a couple of websites for prices for chilie but they are not bloody cheap! but i shall continue with my quest. not much happening in jersey but i see shaun has kept you updated on events and don't worry you wont miss marc and lindsays big day they are not getting married for another two years . i hear that hello and ok magazine are battling it out for the photorights. anyway take it easyand i will speak to you soon. ps who is the joker that regulary contributes to this website any ideas?

no i was in gran canaria, not marc. he is in florida, hopefuly shooting americans! So you and your lady friend are travelling together eh.... still up for meeting in mexico, around april yeah?..although cancoon wont have the same draw to you now your with a companion. Check your email as well, letnus know what you want me to to about your phone.

So, marc is off to get some sun in Gran caneria. Sounds like the boys had too much sun already!

Hope everyone else is well, Got my bookings sorted now for S.A.... And looks like i will have a lady travel companion this time round. Is that good or bad? i cant decide??

How do? So where are you hiding Ryan, where's the messages?

Nothing much going on in the life of the Clarke family so nothing to report. Just a note to hi really. Just about finished wiping my tears, not so much about the lack of finishing quality in the Liverpool team in the Champions League Final but about the pride crushing tour of South Africa the England rugby team have returned from! Do you get to see much in the way of rugby, they're supposed to be mad for it over there!

Well, best get back to it. Hope all's well.

Clarkey

did you hear that marc got engaged?? off to gran canaira sat, hopefuly for a bit of sunshine.

hi my friend i have a joke or two  for you which i hope will make you laugh or even smile. Teacher asks a pupil which part of your body goes to heaven first, pupil says feet first miss, i've seen my mum with hers up in the air screaming God..... i am coming.       Did that make you smile as i found it very funny, here is the other. A 30 stone woman was getting ready for a fancy dress party she says to hubby i've got nothing to wear, he says pull your piss flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff!!!! If you don't find them funny then i give up mate you can let me know if you do just put it on here my friend he he