The footy failure is down to Dave, he now does ballet on a sunday so cannot make up the vital numbers. Nothing much happening in the league, Arsenal and Utd drew 2-2 at the weekend, we drew with spurs. Liverpool managed a luck 8-0 win in the champions league last night to keep their slim chances of getting past the group stages.

Thats the football news, over to you Greavsie with indepth analysis of Ricki Otto's skills.......

nobody seems to be taking any blame for the root cause of the lack of your footy. You are all coming up with the same story! All the same still good to hear from you all. Keep on posting!! In cook islands now and looking forward to S.A next week! God knows whats happening in the football?Am in the football wilderness here! Is booby charlton still playing?

So the littlest hobo is off travelling again eh, this time with a lady sidekick. Hopefully she will be able to keep you out of trouble, although as with a pool party at Barrymore's, a painful tragedy is likely to unfold at some point.

Football on Sundays continues to a shambles, haven't played about 2 months now, but as the rain, snow and freezing conditions are almost upon us I am sure people will want to take to challenge again soon.

Anyway, back work. Will speak to you soon Grasshopper.

Well hello. sorry i've not posted for while. I have no excuse. The lack of footy is comical. It isn't the same without you looking at the heavens and bearing your teeth while the ball goes into orbit.

I now work in a sodding bank. Its s***.

Not much else happening with me.

I have Mulder and Scully on the trail as to who the joker is. When I find out I have Shaun on speed dial who has the pitch forks and torches. Lynch mob anyone?

Hello Ryan sorry i didn't get a birthday greeting up for you on time, but i have being having PC problems!!!! so i will spare you my awful jokes for once. and i wish you a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and i hope you had a good one, take care mate.

Ah, thanks for all your birthday greatings,how touching. But sadly nothing from the " mysterious joker". So nick has found himself a lady i just hope this one is clean shaven.! All is well here getting ready for the big off again and as before whatch this space more exciteting tales of what i hope not to many misfortunes.Have i good time in the big apple you tarts!Go easy on the credit cards now lads.Ok i am off to find a calculator!.

Hello Ryan, Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had a good one. How are things going? How is the jobs going? Not working too hard i hope. We managed to play football last week the first time in a while. Are you gettin to watch any of the football in New Zealand? Not much to report from here, same old. Nick has got a lady friend now, she is very nice. We met her at Lisa's birthday BBQ. Nick, Dave and I are off to New york in November. Have a great day and will speak to you soon. All the best..

happy birthday ryan hope it is a good one take care mate and speak to you soon.

Happy Birthday Ryan!! Hope you are having a good day. We look forward to hearing more of your infamous stories when you set off on your travels again next month! Speak soon. Amberxxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN HOPE IT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!! Yes i know i did it yesterday afternoon but in your time it would have been2.56am on the 16th, so this is why i am doing it twice in case you thought i was going senile? Take care talk agin soon, love Mum xxxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE, LOVE AND MISS YOU LOT'S, MUM XXXXX

Take care and see you next year, and please DO NOT get lost in the jungle again in South America!!! So also buy a good knife as it could be your survival tool and it will help stop me from worrying!!!

Hello Ryan and to you lot who can't guess who i am, Tut Tut shame on you all, but yes Ryan i have a couple of jokes for your and i don't care if you don't find em funny mate as i do!!! A blonde was in a sex shop and stopped at the dildo counter.I'd like that nice fat tarten one with the white top, she politely asked the shop attendant, who replied:It's not for sale love,That's my thermos flask....... What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common? Both come in a posh box........ That's all for now i at least hope it has made you smile you old fart!!!