The Joker Well i am so glad you are home again my friend, i bet you thought you would not get another message on here!!!! I just could not resist and have a last Joke........ here we go............ I was going out fishing with two of my friends called Rod and Anette......... I like that one a good clean one , ah well thats it from me you will be pleased to hear, but shame on the lot of you for not getting who i am, and i am not going to tell you, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ryan Well folks its all over and i must go back to jersey.... Thanks to everyone that made an effort to write something on the site while i have been on the road. Look forward to seeing you all again soon. This will probably be the last time me or anybody puts up a message on this site untill i go away again!!!

Georgetown do you want pepper??..NOOOOOOOO...classic moment..... good to hear that your coming back on the 2nd May mate. But I will be in London at Hooters hopefully!! but look forward to hearing bout your travels once I return, cos I think it may be a messy one, for Shane that is!! I will speak with my contacts regarding your begging e-mail re:"No Job to big or small who you going to call??". anyway keep it real mate!!

ryan This site is red hot!!! I guess that you have all decided to get a message in now that the news has reached i am comming back. Good to hear from you all and see you soon.

Lisa Hi Ryan. I hear that your travels are nearly over. I bet your gutted It's gone so quick. You've not missed much here. I have a new job that is the only thing new from me. How exciting. Well I hope you are well and I shall see you soon!!

dave your not planning to adopt those brazilian kids are you? take care mate can't wait to hear about your adventures from your world tour

Shaun nice pictures mate, although why are you filming brazilian children...what about what that judge said about 30 metres?!?

The Joker Well Hello again. Bet you all thought you had got rid of me ha ha ha, well NO chance of that my friends, glad to hear you are coming back home Ryan, you need to sort this lot out!!!! I will give you another attempt at making you smile, yes another joke..... why did the man with one hand cross the road......... to get to the second hand shop of course..... now you can't say i am not trying as it's a nice clean joke at least, as i know your old mum looks in on hear, take care my friend, it will be good to see you again........

Lindsay Hi Stranger!!! thought it was about time I wrote on this website, didnt realise you used it til the other day!! not much point writing to you now seen as you're going to be back soon but anyway!! thought i'd show some effort at least!! haha! Looks like you're having a fab time and not missing us much! well a few things have happened on the rock since you left.... me and Marc are engaged!! and going to get married next Aug, we set the date just so you could be there Ryan!!! we're also stepping onto the property ladder soon, so keep your fingers crossed for us! well hope you enjoy the rest of your travels and we'll see ya real soon!! (in an american accent just to pee you off even more bout the yanks!!) :o)

ryan Think its a while since i last said somthing. Hope everyone is well. In panama now and heading up north further into central america and on to mexico. Its all ok so far exept for the extremly anoying(and aggressive) americans everywhere. Should be home soon as have booked my flights now. living out of a bag for over a year and a half has finaly become to much for me. But the main reason is the major lack of cash now,and the fact that i becomimg more prone to killing some americans.Look out for me around may time.

Shaun Yeah I know, this place is as dead as an Ipswich prostitute... By the way, Rich is now a star in Jersey, a pantomime dame in the making....classic picture in the JEP Rich.

Rich I want a taste too. This place is dead!

shaun Ryan, hope you have saved me a taste of your Fanny...

Rich Shaun, you only emailed him a greeting? I emailed him a high res picture of my genitals

Mum Happy New Year Ryan I hope it's a very healthy happy one, see you later this year, take care lot's of love Mum xxx