I like the new lay out Ryan,i for got to add a smiley for your BIRTHDAY so here you are right i'am of back to bed
Mum
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN,LOT'S OF LOVE MUM
Whatever you are doing have a great day,keep safe
Shaun
the w****s should read w h o r e s
Shaun
Boro beat Chelsea 2-1 last night, its getting too easy for us to beat those Russian w****s.Thought you would be interested to know that.
Andre
Hello Flyin Ryan Pillman
Just read your email! Boy your going to come back with tales to thrill and amaze with all these incidents your are having Didn't the cops rough you up with their battons when they attacked your guide? Did you ride on top of that bus? Have you tried out the local customs yet or the local ladies? Have you done any snake charming yet? your trip sounds like a lot of hard work. India sounds really bad not sure I could go there. Anyway thats enough from me keep it real don't forget Dicky's turbon!
Richard
Alright! Hope your ring is in good order after the curry fiasco. I have given up my job and am not lynching non-locals for a living. Keep us up to date with whats going on. Also, what are the bogs like in the Taj Mihal? Just wondering. And for gods sake find out how to post pics. We want them for our Ryan Fan Club Page. See ya, Don't forget my turban!
Shaun
Now then son, I see you have been updating the 'where am I' bit on the homepage, as i see you are still in England. News from Jersey: The locals have finally figured out what the giant yellow ball is in the sky, turns out its gods eye staring down on us.
People have stopped lynching people who use lighters because ' they'th produce'th fire and brimstone from thee hand...Witch Witch Witch'. They now just lynch foreigners.
Women are now allowed to vote....but only if their man allows them out of the house during daylight hours to do so.
That's all from Jersey.
Let us now what trouble you have got yourself in.
