Ryan, hope you have saved me a taste of your Fanny...

Shaun, you only emailed him a greeting? I emailed him a high res picture of my genitals

Happy New Year Ryan I hope it's a very healthy happy one, see you later this year, take care lot's of love Mum xxx

Fear not anonymous Joker, I emailed Ryan with my Christmas greeting as it was of a personal nature. If the world was a more accepting place I would have left it on here for everyone's eyes.....

Hiya sorry i am late with my xmas greetings but i have been laid up with the dreaded cold!!! So i hope you had a good one old boy. Why has NO one elas left you an xmas greeting? what the hell is wrong with you lot? How could you NOT leave a xmas greeting for our friend, shame on the lot of you, i hope you now walk with your head held down in shame, Well done to Ryans Mum other wise he would not have any, have you all forgotten our mate!!!! I will see that you all get your come uppence, take care my friend never mind this ignorant lot!!!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS RYAN, I hope you have a wonderful time, keep safe, love and miss you lot's, see you next year xxxx

bonjour ryan hope all is well glad to hear you had a good time in peru had a good time in new york still recovering from the all night orgies with patterson and gooveyeaah. and yes the rumours are true ihave just taken up ballet the urge to wear that pink leotard was too strong. hope all goes well in argentina take care mate have a good xmas and be safe. if ross kemp can look after himself i am sure you can. ps united have just beaten those dodgy scousers liverpool 1-0 right i am off to my ballet classes!

Good luck in Argentina, just remember that the traditional way to greet an argentine elder is, and they are very serious about the traditions, to touch genitals and whisper in their left ear "me gusta a la pollo" which translates as "the power of christ compels you". Get it right and you are welcomed with open arms, get it wrong and, well, lets just say that you become an entrée for their national ruby team.

Plan to be in Cancun from 1st April, yet to book but its defo happening. Did you get my text re: Operation w*** Bank?

Hey in Chile now and just left bolivia. Peru was great and very cheap. Did the inca trail there. Going on to Argentina next to show them the real hand of god. Hope to be in rio for new years. Still no news on the ¨joker¨ then? i have started to read agatha christie novels for inseraration to unravel this deep mystery. see you all in the new year and hope you all have a good xmas.

oh gary, sweet gary, broke my heart gary.

don't think its Gary.

How is Peru Raw Hide?

Gary?????

Hi Ryan sorry i haven't left any of my sad jokes for you for a while, this is due to the lack of sprit on here!!! all every one seems to do is moan moan moan, so come on you lot of miseries stop your fcucking moaning, our friend want's to here good happy news, and glad that you Rich are on my trail to see if you can find out who i am, and it's not that hard really just try looking closer to home!!! Anyway back to my mate Ryan glad you are on the move again and still having a good time, you are sadly missed by this lot who can't play footie without you so hurry up home, take care my friend