Toya needs some lovin her man is obviously not doing the job properly.

For those of you interested, I have just had a call from the man himself..from a club in Brisbane. Its 1am and he's just realised he's paid to get into a gay club..funny. Will he ever live this down??

Dont you dare remove your rug of love garnish. That little ginger forest is the difference between you and mere motals. Thought, I would start a little game. Describe the first time you meet Mr Garner. Everyone posts with their description of meeting him for the first time and your first impressions. The first time I met Garnish was whilst working for Fidelity. Garnish was opening post with me in the canteen for a few weeks and I never really spoke to him. I did notice however that he wore a suit every day and every day he wore the jacket with all the buttons done up to the very top. This obviously looked slightly weird and restricted his movement quite consideribly. One day I walked over (without introducing myself) and exclaimed "Dont you ever take your jacket off!! At least undo a couple of the buttons!" And so our friendship was born. And readers, since that day I have never seen him wear a suit jacket !!! Honest!! :)

so it you Paul how hasn't had any action in years, heres a tip get rid of that scary looking creature that has embedded its self on your chest, i think its scaring the ladies away.

Haha..I'm loving this message board! I have a confession to make though Toya..it was me who changed your original message not John so direct any abuse towards me! I hope you're looking after Katie for me, you're welcome to introduce her to some men but she knows they won't be as tanned as me! Nice to hear from you Ihza, hope you're feeling better babe! Walshy, loved the comment about the "distinguished hairline"..all I can say is "you're one to talk!" Mr Draper/Shearer, I'm in NY from 17th to 21st April...book your ticket now dude! Catch ya later amigos, oh, and try and be nice to each other!

Mate, I'm there. What about you Pazza? Jason, no doubt you will be there unless you have made another blunder and booked an 8.01. Garn, fancy it? Scally - Happy Birthday for yest, how was last night? Mine was Mon so looks like a few celebs on the cards for Sat. Sure Scally will make the girls aware of the cause for celebration - remember to wear the right jeans mate to allow the tailor mark slide across the dance floor. Cut some shapes lads, wonder if those 2 fine ladies will be there again Walshy?!?

Thanks walshy but are you calling me bald??? (I think as it more a Alan Shearer type hair sytle). Oh and ladies, my legs are just as buff as Mr Shearer. Garnish, when are you in New York, I'm thinking that a visit may be in order!!

Is it just me or does there seem to be a lot of sexual tension appearing on Garn's beaver site?! Ladies, Davie Draper is a charismatic young gentleman, who, together with his distinguished hairline, knows how to treat a lady out! Keep up the good work son. No sordid tales from London to report Pazza - the usual flirting/grinding in Embargos, my sister's friend was looking for seconds, but I gave her the red card this time!! Happy trekking Garnish!

P.S. M3, Scalls + anyone else up for it, Davs on sat must be given the green light!

paul what are you talking about my relationship as always been fine...... the boy is crazy about me cos as we know they don't cum better than me. and beside u need to be nice to me u wouldn't want me to take the missus for a nite on the town, i no alot of fit men so be careful.

p.s why are you naked and surrounded by men, are you trying to tell us some thing.

john started it and besides wouldn't wanna start been nice he might get over excited been as thouhg he hasn't hade much female contact in the last few years if ever

its better than an episode of eastenders this board, come on Toya and John, play nice. me and charlotte have made up now and I think ganirsh would be happier of we was all getting on :) It wouldnt be as much fun though.

john darling I think its quiet pitiful that you have to pretend to be me. have you notice how long it took me to reply, because unlike you who can afford to send all night sending messages I happen to have a man at home with a 10 inch d**K who keeps me very satisfied. and whats this about i haven't had any in years are you using my alias to confess your sad secrets, don't worry darling if u are having trouble getting laid I can always find you a fatty........ u no desperate times calls for desperate measures