Guys..sorry if some of your messages have disappeared, nothing to do with me I'm afraid! Had an email from STA Travel today warning me about the content of my message board...tone it down guys!

Well I first met Garnish on the 1st. Feb. 1981. He very obligingly waited until Match of the Day was over before honouring us with his presence. No sign of the Rug then! Mrs. Patterson had to miss Dallas though. Watch out folks the Goat is vetting the message board so keep it clean.

oi paul, are you deleting all my messages aswell...im just about the only pleasant happy person on ur message board...lol!

Hello Mrs Patterson. I would just like to point out my comments have all been been (quite) funny and I have done my very best to keep my peace on the board. Toya / John, make up now otherwise it will all kick off big style at Garn's return party. All the best. Perry. Thank you Mrs Patterson.

Hi guys! Just got back from Fraser Island to find the message board filled with abuse...things must be dull in England! For those of you that don't know, Toya is a lovely girl who I used to work with, although she has a fair old temper on her!...I reckon I might throw a party at my gaff when I get back and invite everyone from the message board...should be eventful! Laters children..

i think this is getting a little out of hand now...i mean me and davie made up...can't we all jus make peace with each other and remember what this is here for...to keep in touch wiv dear paul...who is goin up in my list with these recent pics!! (thanks babe). Paul, i hope your havin a really good time! guess what, started my drivin lessons, guna be on the road by time your back! yay!! scary isn't it! luv ya x x

Yer, u said it 'lil sis!! Read before you click. Anyway Garn, who are all these people?? Especially 'Toya', she's gettin involved in everything and no-one has a clue who she is!! (Im hoping it's a 'she' after the messages, otherwise thats not right!! Saw your messages briefly before they got deleted/vanished Helen so all is not lost!

Toya - i cant understand your messages either - read them thro before you post them as they dont make much sense!

Hey Paul, its ur lil sis! I posted two comments earlier but they seem to have disappeared! Dont know how? Just wanted to say i cant believe some of these messages! Who are these people? I hope ur having a wicked time! Mum hasnt let your room yet but she has moved all the funiture round! I said u wouldnt like the new arrangement as u cant see the telly laying in bed! I said hes not gonna like that! But she took no notice - as usual! Also keep the pictures coming of ur fit travelling buddies - James is HOT!! love ya xxx

Hi Paul! What lovely friends you have. Looking forward to catching up with them on your return! Love Mum x P.S. Dad's let your room.

Toya you are quite obviously a complete ho. You need all 10 inches of your "mans 10 inch dick" to fill your huge hole.

Calm down dear, it's just a message board!