Paul did mention he had a friend who was special needs, sorry is that you. don't worry Ill take it into consideration next time.

John if I may add..............................
Also in terms you can understand

Ben finds it hard to understand the term 10 inches as he is only familiar with these two terms '10 cm' or 'I didn't know they made them in extra small' (quoted by ladies when the see the size of his d**k)
Hope this is simple enough for you.

Sorry, but that still doesn't make much sense, take a few deep breaths and try again.

Sorry jonny darling forgot you're a bit slow too, so hear goes nothing.

I was basically saying Ben has difficulties understanding that someone can (and does)10 inches as he only has 10 centimetres, therefore he isn't familiar withy that term, it would appear as though you have a tiny winy too in that you are having great difficulties coming to grips with the term ten inch d**k as well

Oh and while i'm at it have you actually looked at a ruler recently....10 inches....hmmm....I don't think so! it'd come out your mouth!

Er Toya, when you are abusing people can you make more sense so I can enjoy it!

paul why do u keep removing my messages, what ur freinds can slag me off but i can't say anything to them, its not my fault that ur boys are little softies who cant handle the truth. however if its ok with you i'd like to tell your lil friend ben that i'm getting very good lovin from my man can't get any better, i would be concerned about him if i were you, i say my man has a 10 inch d**K and what his tiny lil brain feeds back to him is that i'm not being satisfied. guess he's missin a few brain cells. or may he isn't familiar with the term 10 inch d**k what? is he only familiar with the term '10 cm' or 'i didn't know that mad them in extra small'

Dudes, river bar rocks every night of the week!! Event called Groove Monkey occurs every month, i'll give you all a shout when the date is for this month as its pure class. Funky house and dodgy chemicals flying about all over the place:)

I can't believe what has been said in my abscence! Slated and impersonated-there can be only one John! Sorry Toya it was only a joke, but you seem to of got a little carried away defending yourself and you 'man's 10 inch d*ck'!
Good Luck with that!

Garn as Scaldinio said, you missed out on a mad one for his 25th. We ended up in The River Bar (open till 4am on Tues), Jeffers was still wearing his pin stripe suit and got asked if he wanted some acid by some absolute piker. Thank you Walshy for your kind sentiments re hair lines. Unfortunately Im not going to make it to Davs for Sat, got my Grandmothers 90th birthday to go to.

The hotel is indeed avalailable for Scalls and 1 or 2 others (not randoms!) on sat post Davs/Sanchos, no more freebies with the letting though - payment up front required! Happy belated birthday M3 - hope you got high as a kite on red bull! M3 and Scalls - plenty of stitching to be had at your expense in Davs on sat to compensate for my enforced absence from the original social outings. Garn - what a time to come out of the closet down under! A tactical blunder phoning M3 about your fraternising with the local gender benders! Bring on Infernos this fri, flaming sambucas et al! Apologies Alan (aka Davie D) for the unflattering reference to your hairline, I'm indeed slowly receding (like M3, Pazza and Dorf too!) How are your double C cups coping in the heat Garn?!! Feel the power people

Garn,

Put all our minds at ease - tell us all that the only reason you went into a gay bar was to get pictures of men for all the ladies on this board. Very cunning knowing that if they got keen the gays wouldn't be interested!

Yep M3, belated happy birthday to you too. A total of 10 of us hit the town which was a good turn out for a Tuesday night.
One of the champagne moments was when two of the boys tried to stitch me up with karaoke.
I spotted their devious scam and nipped to the loo only for the DJ to come in with his mic shortly after asking where Adam was. I was the only one in there, but walked straight past him and said Adam was hiding in the corner.
When he finally came out and found out I was indeed Adam the look on his face was indeed priceless!!
Karaoke was done though, filmed by Pazzas. Saturday's gotta be an option, Walshy is your hotel available?
Garn, the rest are awaiting your call...