Davie D My last ever post on the garnish message board. What can I say, but is been entertaining. All the best to every one. Peace out

Garn Mr Parry, what were you doing ringing my mother in the middle of the night...she's a taken woman! Happy birthday Walshy for the other day...what did you get up to fella? About to head into Manhattan during rush hour..wish me luck! Garn

Hels Bels Ha! Got a very drunken call from Ed the ova night! Well actually you rang my mum first! Great to hear from you and the others - tell jason to get more jolly! Jason - i wasnt impressed with your lack of shouting hello down the phone like the rest of u nutters! Im doing an allnighter at the mo on a 5000 word assignment thats due in tomoro - it's sooooo boring! Anyway love to you all - what i shame i missed Walshy in Bournemouth! xxx

Garn Pazza! Great to hear from you! I actually left Vegas a richer man than when I arrived! I won about $80 on Pai Gow poker which is really simple to play and also got lucky on the slot machines..Vegas was amazing, best place I've visited by far..just arrived in San Francisco, staying here til tomorrow then off to New York..pissed myself when I read your comments about Walshy..WAB!! See you next weekend dude..Garn

Pazza Great pics again. Did you win much on the Poker in Vegas? Scaldinio is well into his poker at the moment. Just got off the phone to Walshy, he is in Bournemouth at the moment on a hokey tour. Is that why you came back home Helen? Anyway, he got fined by the pigs for using his mob whilst driving and pulled two fitties last night. What a boy! Thats about all I have to report. Oh yeah, and Ffrenchy is rotorvating an allotment today.

Cousin Nick Looks like your vegas accomodation is on Alcatraz mate !! Don't fancy walking round there at night. Are you sure you weren't banged up the minute you arrived - bet the toilets you are cleaning are nice. We arrive in Vegas on Wednesday at 6.30pm - so will call you on the Thursday around lunctime (that's about 11 till 5 in Vegas the fat gits !!) Can't believe how much they eat out there. Keep some money back for a few games of pai gow poker - takes ages to win or lose money and while your playin you get drunk for free CLASS !! See you Thursday Nick & Adele

Cousin Paul Hi Steve! Yeah am meeting up with Nick and Adele next week, prob on 13th...cheers for the poker tips, although looking at my bank balance, I may only have enough for the slot machines! Speak to you soon! Paul

Cousin Steve Paul - hello! Sounds like you're having a great time. Weather is still s***e in England so you're not missing much here... MK Dons are still s*** too (in case you weren't already aware). Nick and Adele are going to Vegas next week some time for a week - how long will you be there? You may overlap in which case give nick a call or text to find out. 07748984026. I think they are staying in the Luxor, Mandalay bay and the Mirage. Vegas is amazing, I went for Nick's stag do in 2005 and also last summer when we did a two week two of the West coast. If you want to play a table game where you don't lose much and can get drunk for free learn to play Pai Gow Poker. It's played slowly (so more drinks down your neck) and most of the time you draw with the dealer so won't lose loads of cash too quick! The dealers will help you learn the game and you can ask for help even once you've started. Anyway, at work so gotta run. Have a great time!

Garn Hello Perry! I'm good, although looking forward to leaving LA and heading to Vegas! Managed to find the Hoff's star on the Walk of Fame! Doubt the Lions will be meeting the Dons next season as we're bottom of League 1 by a mile! Catch you soon dude...

Davie Draper garnish!! say hello to the american ladies for me!! looks as though we may be playing the MK dons next season!!

Garn Warrior! I'm good mate, will be a shame to leave Fiji as am having a blast out here...hows things on the lady front? No doubt you are turning them away in droves?! Reckon a night out in Bournemouth is on the cards when u return...will try and get my sister out, haha! Pazza, the back wax had to be done mate, it only cost me a few quid!

Warrior hey dude, how's it goin??? good job with the pics...lots of ladies. good man!! im in port douglas working as a divemaster at the mo and believe me, there are lots of randoms in this town!!! camera at the ready!!! will be back in sunny bournemouth by august i reckon....might even have to go back to the old bill to earn some money!!! have a good one in the USA...

Pazza Not another back rug wax!!! Did you not learn from your last experience?!!

Blue Oyster Bar Sorry that wasn't Toya....just me playing....sorry Toys love ya babe! X

Toya I'm a slut!