Leave the kangaroos alone u cruel **** how would u like it, bein hunted down for fun.

Mr Scally & Mr Walsh...I've been hearing conflicting stories about the outcome of your round of golf last week. Mr Scally claims the match was halved on the last whereas Mr Walsh insists he "won it on the 19th in the gloom". Someone is telling a porkie....there is only one way to settle this...on the trusty message board! I await your responses...

Helen, please dont take the mickey out of the Lions. Me and Scally are very close personal friends of your big bro's and I am sure he would not appreciate you being soooo horrible to us. And I thought you was always such a nice girl :)

heya lovey! how be the travelling?
this message boards getting pretty full!- whos a popular boy then! tehehe!... hope everything is going well and your not basking up too many rays out there... what with your pale skin, get the sun block on! ;) anywho, miss ya x

Millwall fans wanna tone down there language - when i went to see them with that guy jamie i was shocked!! I'd never heard some of the words that was coming out of their mouths - even the pikey 5 year old kids were joining in! Quite funny tho! U all support s*** teams - u all need to think about supporting a good team like charlton! I think big bro's tan is coming along quite nicely don't u think guys?

Would you prefer it if we discussed the recent superb run of form for the MK Dons. I mean thats a PROPER football team. :) I would say it will good to play you next season but you will be in league two!! x

Now boys, I don't want you turning this message board into a Millwall discussion forum!

Mate, we are going down with the Brighton this year. And unless we get rid of the mong that is Dave Tuttle, we wont be coming back up for a few years. Think we should sack him and bring in either steve gritt or paul merson. at least having merson as a player would give us some creativity in the middle of the pitch.

Dave,

Had I known we could have met up for a Sol Campbell - quick half and then straight home.
Thing is I was with my girlfriend Lucy, she'd sorted out the tickets (and hotel at Tower Bridge the night before) as a b'day treat and I was quite busy trying to explain the offside rule to her!!
Must say though mate even though he scored I was still telling her that Ben May is one of the worst strikers I've ever seen wear the sacred Lions shirt. He really is useless and I fear for our safety...

Mr Scally I was there myself on saturday and I was going chicken oriental when Benny May stroked that ball home. Come on you lions!!!

Scalls.. good to hear about the last min equaliser..even better that it came against Palace..I've just checked the league tables...Gills - probably survive, Lions - probably down, MK Dons - definately down! I can't believe we're gunna have a 30,000 all seater stadium in League 2 next year! How will we fill it?! ..Although, I've heard that Boston Utd have a large travelling support...

Got a long distance call from the man himself on Saturday. Thing is Garn's timing was truely awful. I was at Millwall V Crystal Palace and he only went and called me during Millwall's only attack....
... Truth is it was more interesting than the game and although it was 2am in his part of the world he did sound relatively sober and coherent, so I just put that down to a poor reception!
Garn, good to hear from you fella. Roughly 40 minutes after the call the Lions scored a last minute equaliser so we may still be in with a chance of survival by the time you return to Blighty in a few months time.