Oh yeah..happy birthday Scalls! M3 is it your birthday today as well? If so, have a lemonade on me mate! Catch you guys later!

Toya, leave Davie alone! The boy is a legend in Sevenoaks for his exploits with the ladies...long live Beaver King Dave!

Davie darling, it would appear as though you are over compensating, in oeder to make up for any small disappointment. Are we a bit on the small side, and buying your

Thank you M3 and Ed. And yes, not only do I ensure they have a bed for the night, but I also ensure that are nice and warm by me tucking up alongside them. They also get treated to breakfast in bed the next morning. A packet of pork scratchings and a can of orange tango. :)

And I can reassure you ladies that Dave has nothing but respect for you all. So much respect in fact, that he will always take it upon himself to ensure that all the ladies have a bed for the night and wont be sleeping rough. So ease off on the lad we know as Saint David..

Davie Draper, you are a true gentleman!! Dorf have you been drinking again? Can't work out why you posted either of those two messages. Walshy any tales to tell us all from your weekend in London?

Seems as though I am gaining myself a rather dissapointing reputation on this board. Ladies, ladies, I am not a male pig. Yes, I do apreciate the fine female form and yes, I have been know to "put it about a bit".

However, I respect me b****es and they are always treated with the utmost respect. When I take a lady out, they are treated politely and also taken to the finest eating / drinking establishments. I listein to them, pay them compliments and always ensure they are having a good time. And also, most importantly..........

I always buy the condoms:)

Paul ur a dissapointment babe...
WE WANT AUSIE SURFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please the men but no the ladies.... tut tut tut... call yourself a ladies man...

No Toya,

We've all had more than our fair share of full frontals in our time - I've heard some of the boys have lost count!!
Garn, I'm happy to give you my b'day date - it's tomorrow (7th Feb), but don't worry I'm not expecting you to fly back for it. For those closer to home, come round mine for 7ish armed with booze and we'll take it from there. All welcome to crash, just bring a sleeping bag, or request the couch - that's on a first come, first serve basis.

Garn, that pic of the flying rug, never thought I'd see the day. Like something out of Aladdin....

well i guess he has to give his mates what they want, as it would appear has thouhg his mates has never seen a topless girl face to face thank God for play boy eh Davi Dapper

Walshy have you moved to Sloane Square????...."Top notch beaver"?!

Lack of sleep Garn? You? What only 18 hours a day?! You must be shattered!