so davie, thts why u gave a girl the flirt divert number.....? remember ya own words!!

wel its a start, but r u cute 2 go wiv it, cus the surfers have the whole package...rather hard 2 beat and compete with...

Got the tone but not the tan. Hows that Charlotte?

Charlotte. Its whats in the heart that counts not on the surface. :)

because Davie, tht bronzed site is such a rarity in this crappy country, we need 2 get supplies frm the other side of the world, and seen as dear paul is over there makes sense 4 him 2 bring them bk! less all u lot wana tone n bronze up!!!

I do not see this big thing about aussie surfer dudes, Yes, they are normally bronzed athletic looking hunks. By why do you want pictures of that when you have us lovely British guys with beer bellys to look at. I just do not understand women. Garnish, no wener on the board. :)

paul, jus do me that one favour...i fink uve pleased the guys enuf now...aussie surfer wud b gr8 plz, fanx x

You know it makes sense.. He who dares..

Garnish, please ignore the silly requests of your female pals, No wener on the album.

NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.NO WENER.

Hey Mate, Happy Birthday. Judging by the photos that you have taken you are having a good time. I would have to agree with Charlotte though a nice picture of some Aussie Surfers would be nice, you have to please all of your fans back home.

Take Care mate, speak to you soon
Becca x

Oh, and happy birthday my little ginger love monkey. :)

Hello Fellow Garnish Pals. I am sure that his mrs was joking with her previous mail - garnish is always a gentleman with the ladies. Unlike me however!! Walshy son!! good work on the chunky bird, nothing wrong with a bit of meat on the bones but when they start looking like pam ferris rather than charlotte church you ought to start getting worried!! to be honest though, at the moment I have got a bit of a thing for that kirsty bird from location,location,location. and shes a bit on the heavy side. but posh as well. people are going to start calling me a chubby chaser as well!!!