hey! didnt no it was ya birthday but happy birthday babe, im guessin ur a single guy now, wat wiv ur missus' message, so i say go out n enjoy yaself, but plz do me a favour n get 1 at least 1 pic of a hot guy, not includin ya self ;) fanx, me n fran luv ya loads x HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! x x x
Ad Scally
Garn,
Happy Birthday mate - I guess it's not gonna be school disco for you tonight now is it. Just under a week now till I hit quarter of a century (no Walshy, I'm not playing cricket).
Anyway, the general consensus is that everyone is glad, not to mention relieved that you've got from one extreme to the other with the pics of beaver.
Can't believe there's a pic of you with an Irish geezer called Karl though. Please tell me here's not like the Irish Karl from Zante, the one that chatted up the whole island and the best he got was a "F*** Off"!! You know the one who went in the sea with the entire contents of his wallet, dried off the money on his towel as we watched his cash blow away down the beach.
Make sure you have a sambuca for me...
Missus (Latoya) :)
happy birthday i guess, i hope you had good eyefull of that barely clothed woman, cos you will need to hold on to that little memory cos thats all you have when you return. happy to see that you are familiar with the terms supply and demand cos when you return you'll be demanding but i wount be supplying.
P.S
I hope it rains
Jason
Happy Birthday big man! The quarter century! Walshy did you ever get that many runs playing for New Beacon 1st XI?
Garn
Walshy son, pulling in Dav's is an art, you can't just stroll up to some chunky bird and try and tongue her...think you're better off sticking to SOS mate! It's my birthday today dudes so please send all presents to the Holiday Village, Byron Bay! Expect some more outrageous pics!
David
Paul, great to see the rug has made its usual appearance(s), though shouldnt be over enthusiastic about the sight of your chest friend. What were you doing "meeting" Thai homos on the beach? Rather concerning. Hope youre enjoying the traveller's life.
Walshy
At last you've pulled your finger out Garn and given us some juicy pics - as Langlord says now you've got the ball rolling, we'll be expecting regular snaps of female loving and fitties appearing on this site! Keep living the Oz dream! Walshy
P.S. M3, she was not chunky - she was in fact a beauty therapist, quite curvaceous, and was loving the banter, but didn't want to rush things - frigid b****! The passers-by certainly got a dose of my 'waaaaaaaaaaheys' out of the window of the speeding M3's beast! Catch you soon fockers, take it easy!
Langlord
Garn good to see you have started being a lad on this trip finally. was starting to worry with all the pics of the rug and the odd sight in Aus.
Though now we have seen some beaver you realise you have created a craving for more.
Garn
Ok boys...after all your moaning about the lack of beaver pics, I've managed to get some from my drunken night out last night! Sorry girls, but it was simply a case of supply meeting demand....
M3
Indeed Ed S555. And Dave. Give the people what they want Garn! Walshy - you recovered yet mate? Did think you were gonna bag that short little fat girl, but in the end all she wanted was a drink! For those of you unable to attend, Walshy asked a beaver if he could kiss her..she responded unfavourably saying 'but I hardly know you'. Probably a good thing anyway, as she wasnt exactly a 10/10, if you know what I mean...
The Ed
Walsh, M3 and I were all very disappointed that you didn't answer when we phoned you on the way home from Davs on Saturday. We forgive you, you must have been asleep. Walshy was off his face shouting out the window of the E500 WHAT A MONKEY. Needless to say Walshy did the business with a "fine specimen of a lady"!! Don't think I will be able to make NYC not got much holiday left. Keep livin the dream in the words of BB winner Chantelle.
