An early morning arrival in Berlin witnessed Jenny being extremely grumpy and travel sick! But an early morning coffee sat beside a man dating a girl young enough to be his daughter perked us up immediately. As did the blonde crows outside of the station - very Aryan - and the homeless chap who on finding out Jenny was from Liverpool sang repeatedly "Imagine all the people.... (some mumbling)... yooooo hooo hooo hooo hooo"

To kill some time before booking into our hostel we headed off to Potsdam, the home of Frederick II's lavish palaces. We bought our tickets from a German lady who insisted on making sex noises instead of responding to our questions with words. ("Is Potsdam a nice place?" "Ooooo Mmmmm Ahhhh Jah!")

The palaces were pretty darn impressive! Not much more to say about Potsdam to be honest...