At last, something from Deborah. Her journal entries are much better than Paul's.
Lauren Dickinson
Hello everyone, I have to say I'm very upset. No one has informed us of this little chat until now. So much for friends! I like your journal entries Deborah and Paul.
hellooo maates, after reading the various jokes left by christopher i took it upon myself to help you make some more friends so here is the funniest joke i could find!
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that
is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients.
The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is
practicing ballet.
One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of
here I can possibly join a troup and be a productive
member of society."
"Wow, that's wonderful."
The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of
books next to him.
The same question asked to him, "What are you doing?"
"I'm studying biology, chemestry, etc. So I can
enter medical school when I get out"
Room after room they witnessed the incredible success
and attitudes of the patients. They got to the final room in the asylum, inside was a man with his penis in a bowl of peanuts.
"My God what are you doing?" the psychiatrist said!
"I'm f***ing nuts, I'm never getting out of here"
Flamin Nora
woah, im flamin hot. like my chili sauce in my kebabs. want some saucy fun??
Slickback Sinbad
bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud. yes boss. what sauce do u want?
Lee Young Pyo
harrow its mwee lee young pwo, i rook rike aran. i had good game todway. i ruv woo. aran xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ricky Jenks
hi mate i hope ur havin a gd time on ur travels. if u ever want to take some shots at me in a full size goal gimme a text. id happily play wargames too!
Worsley
why doesnt deborah ever do anything on this website??? paul ur boring
Gibbo
im a bellend
Zinho
Chuck Norris Facts:
http://www.mockage.com/chuck_norris.php
just for chuckles if you ever get bored.... which i'm sure you won't!!!
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Dan
hello. sorry i haven't put a message up til now. hope fiji's swell today. me and pete just got back from goals. did a good tackle on asplin. unfortunately mihir couldn't make it. paul, i finally got my pa to book cyprus. cant wait, i'm gonna go lylo shoppig tomorrow.
Zinho
honolulu a bit boring u say? guess that means thats it must be struck off the funlords list of nicknames for not being fun enough.
Thanks pk, we've had one maidstone bender already.... and alan didnt get chucked out! boom!