zinho just did a green nice one and mine was the longest ive ever done!!! enjoy fiji xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello again everyone! I'm sorry we haven't written anything for a while but we havent had any internet access. However at the moment we're in an internet cafe in honolulu (yes zines we're still there!) we leave tonight to fly to fiji so I'm gona write a journal entry after ive written this so you can read my oppinions on hawaii. its excellent btw. Glad you're all well, Uncle Pete thats the best news ive ever heard! The Fattys top of the league! HA Ha! just jokes (that was for you chris and lou) really i mean the news about lisa having a baby. im so excited already. i really hope its a boy - i duno if theirs some way we can make sure its a boy - i'l look into it. If it is it'l be soo good at football if you really work on it. and another spurs fan. i hope its not a girl. Say congratulations to timbo and lisa from me - he's gona have to have a wedding now too! ;) yes! it just gets better.

Chris thanks for the jokes - lou u too. they were both funny i liked them a lot. i wish i had a funny one to write but i dont' - i'l look into it tho.

Zines i read your email about how depressed you re with england. im sorry to hear that. the summer is gona be wkd tho so chin up. im lookin fwd to a maidstone bender even tho im travelling so we'll do that when im back.

Dave hope works ok. you were never my boss. - love the head of comedy and poetry. Say hi to everyona at HBOS. i dont really miss work but do miss u guys - a bit! ha

right i can see the $ ticking as i type so i'll leave it there - check out the journal entry i'm bout to write. love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hello paul and deb. sorry i forgot to update the fatty allstars match on monday. we won 6-4 against painters ash (the dirty team). tom and ben played we all played pretty well was satisfyin cos they were well dirty again, mainly the bigger boy at the back. he strangled me a bit cos i tapped his leg whilst we took a barrage of kicks from them for the entire game!! he's such a bender he barged ben into the boards in the corner well hard! after bout 1 million fouls and an attempted stranglin the ref sent im off!!we're top of the league xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Chris is indeed correct, everyone loves a joker! Thought I'd add some ammunition for you:

Man: 'Doctor, doctor, I've got a bit of lettuce sticking out of my arse!'

Doctor: 'Sir, I'm afraid that is only the tip of the iceberg!'

A man goes to his doctor with a steering wheel down his trousers.
"Doctor, I need this steering wheel removed from my trousers, its stuck."
The doctor considers this for a moment then asks: "How did you get a steering wheel stuck down your trousers?"
"I don't know" the man replies "but it's driving me nuts!"
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yeah laurens in your seat mate, and im still delegating the work to that desk. mate u forgot one word in your title- deputy head of comedy. theres only one real comedian around these ends. On stage, id delegate u down to china town biaaatch! Prop prop props!! yizur

paul maaaaaaate u still in my home town of honolulu?

Uncle peder, my mate rich is driving tomoro night and we're going on a bender in a random city. there might be space for u!! how bout it, ill phone u tomoro. btw hav u got me a job yet?

pk. im well jealous. chris. i love ur jokes, ur right everyone does love a joker.

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I believe that the joke just posted is a surefire way to make friends on your travels paul. Everyone likes a joker.

Just overheard two boys talking one said to the other "My Dad's an accountant, what does your Dad do?"
"Lawyer" the other boy replied.
"Honest?"
"No, just the normal type."

ive had sum fantastic news, my brother and lisa are having a baby making me uncle peder!!! boy wud be best but a girl wud be alright too!! i might try conduct a secret experiment on it to try make it gay... thatd be funny but then id have a bender for a nephew!thats not funny. san fran sounds siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!ur going to hawaii, im goin to maidstone. no disrespect zeens. lots of love boogle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dave you old deputy are you talking about that really tall one in accounts? i cant think of any other blonde girls in accounts. Shame work hasn't suddenly become fun, ddnt really expect it to i suppose. are you still doing the same stuff or are you training? whose on my desk? lauren? she better look after it! take it easy. bless.