welcome home zeens sorry i cant be there to welcome you properly by getting drunk and having fuuun. will do that when im back tho. today we sat in a park with loads and loads of chinese people in it. it was the funniest thing ever. there was a chinaman who must have been about 50ish doing really embarassing and weird stretches in the midlle of the park, he was wearing a pair of black shell-suit tracksuit bottoms like a pair alan has, but he was wearing them so high you could only just see his nipples. (he didnt have a top on - its been really hot and sunny here) anyway we watched him do the weirdest stretches ever - they were like windmill punches and squats and hip rotations and spinning his head round and round and this weird dance thing. anyway i guessed he must be building up to something big and then he put on a pair of blue gloves which looked like rubber gloves, then he took about 20 steps backwards to give himself some space for a run up, me and deborah were both pretty sure that despite his age he was gona do a forward flip or a somersault or something and the park was gona go wild with appreciation. so we waited for it.....and waited......... and then he just started walking round on all fours pretending to be a dog! it was so embarrassing. the gloves were just to stop his hands getting dirty while he dicked about. was very funny though. also we saw a skunk today. love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

another funny part of the night that i forgot to mention, wen alan was weein outside the club the queue of ppl were laughin and shouted somethin at him, alan turned to them still weein everywhere, ppl had to move so they didnt get wee all over them, he also obviously had his d*** fully on display and he told them to all go and f**k themselves! at that point i was actually embarrassed to be sir alan's friend! today we welcome english pip back to his native land, welcome home phill xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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ps that alan story had me pissing myself with laughter, happiest ive felt since gettin home!

thats cos im back!

i dont know if its just me but somehow england seems more fun today. pete xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

pete thats the funniest thing ive read in ages! sir alans a legend. I like the bit where he asks the man what his f***ing problem is! thats well funny. i txtd chris happy bday - i remembered it was his bday, i was quite surprised. Today has been another good day. i bought some levis for 18quid. theyre cool too. levis are made in san fran so are dead cheap. am delighted about spurs winning but i reckon 7ths a good call. maybe even 9th! but fingers xd. some funny things happened today, but i cant remember them now. we saw a woman dressed as the statue of liberty dance in the road doing the funniest dance ive ever seen, was really weird. i think she was an advert but it was humiliating. i also saw a wkd tramp. he hides next to a bin with two branches of bush infront of him and then waits till women walk past then jumps out right in their face and shouts boooooooooooooo! was well funny. i cant remember the other interestin things but they'l come to me tmo im sure. o deborah fell over a balance beam! that was funny. not only could she not balance on it but she actually fell over it. was funny! we've walked about 40miles in the last 2 days - no joke or a lie - and its mostly hills so we have calfs like a cow. rite laters. - this is turning into just a personal msg board for me n u pete. george say hi if ur reading. hows things? is zinho back? are dan or sir alan going cyprus? v crew hows things? bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

im gonna try dominate this message board. jst got back from another bender wiv alec for chris' birthday. we went for a lovely meal, then onto the gardening club. thats the place sir alan got chucked out before for bein too persistent wiv girls.i told him, alan dont get chucked out tonite. the night was going well doin sum good dancing, me chris tidy and alan worked out a pretty good routine but alan couldnt keep up! he just couldnt get it right. i knew things were bad wen i saw alan try it on wiv a girl whose bfrend was there, then wen i saw him wiv 3 bottles of beer on the go at the same time. at about 1130 sir alan decided to use the fire exit as a toilet!! bad idea i thought and i was right, the bouncer grabbed him by the neck and got him in a headlock and led him out whilst still in a headlock and still wiv his d*** out! i told the bouncer he was bein a little heavy handed. alan decided to carry on weeing outside the club for ages, he really made a mess. to calm alec down i took him to a nearby violin playing tramp where we sang and danced wiv him for a while. it shuld av been home time but alec wanted sum chinese food so we went to this chinese he "knows". he was sumhow shovelin rice into his mouth while bein passed out on the table! the man next to us asked if he was ok alec responded politely "what the f**k is ur problem" and that was time to go home.
come on spurs! i think we're gonna finish 7th. hope ur both havin a nice time
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its well sad that i'm adding more entries on my own message board than anyone else but just to let you know if you want a postcard put your address on the msg board and i'll send you one. i just bought 20 for about a pound. theyre really good quality.

lou i wrote the journal entry. pete you were right. ur so wise ur like a budda. we're in san francisco at the moment. its absolutely brilliant, its well cool. walked across the golden gate bridge today was unbelievable. i'll write a proper journal entry in a few days before we leave for hawaii. keep me updated on anything that happens at home pete. i miss u guys. lou i hope your trip is going well mate, it sounz like it is xxxxxxxxxxxxx

lou im pretty sure paul wrote the journal entry. hope that puts ur mind at rest and u can enjoy ur holiday again.anywhere, better get back to work xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Brilliant website, love the intro, very to the point! Also love the pic, would like plenty more where that came from! Also can't tell whether you or Deborah wrote the journal entry, please enlighten us?! Anywhere, have a great time and keep the entries and pics coming.

Lou