yizuurrr! paul my furry little friend, how can anything exciting possible happen at this work! To be fair we had a free night out at crush which was quite good. Got quite pissed, had a little boogie. Remember that blonde bird from accounts that fell over at the xmas party?.... she fell on her arse again... more than once lol. Matt from accounts had all cuts and scratches all over his neck and back where she was clawing him tyring to keep on her feet. Its true what they say, the quiet ones are always the f***ed up mad ones!
Apart from that, nothin fun has or is happening and work, still boring mate. Nothin to do with u leaving tho so dont think that lol.
Oh, my gearbox is f***ed on my car now lol, thats gonna cost me a few hundred quid, basically my bonus!
Hope its going alright u lucky b******! spk to ya soon. YEAH THATS RIGTH!! PPPPRRRROOOOOOPPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!!
Paul James Kiley
hello maates and brothers.
a few things....
zinho that sounded like the most unrealistic plan ever but i admire your optimsim 'lord. admin @ teamfun/citigroup is probably a good move though.
george i'm pleased you're reading but am a little concerned about your spelling! nevermind though. have fun i cyprus! dont wreck it. you shud def come cyprus in the summer too - luke is and me and deborah. bring Nams to drink and shout abuse at cypriuts! hi Nams! - id be well up for going up to loboro again if theres time when im back - pete and zinho im sure you would too i guess.
pete - great news about the fattys, i doubt i'm gona be able to win my place back if this form continues but top teams need competition for spaces i guess.
I'm going to write a journal entry for San Fran in amin as it is our last day here tomorow. so check that out too if you want.
A little side note though - today we were in burgerking getting lunch when a really big old man pushed in the queue infront of us. i was about to open up a can on him and explain why he shudn't have done that but i realised he ddnt realise what he was doing so i hesitated. i hesitated long enough to realise he was almost the spitting image of PA DOBSON and had exactly the same clothes and voice! it wasnt him though but a very similar posh and senial character. he ordered a bottle of water and a milkshake but it took him about 20mins to do so as he had obviously never been to a fast food joint before! and the server was foreign! anyway in the end he finally got his order placed and i had maneged to catch him up. so i followed him to the seating area and he sat down with a thai girl of about 25! he had bought a thai bride over the internet i think! he gave her the water and drank his milkshake swaying from side to side the whole time. and he kept opening his mouth as if he was gona speak but then not saying anything. after 10mins they left without saying a word to each other and the thai bride looked well pissed off with how slow PA moved. he was really really slow. was well funny.
pete and zinho i'm 99% certain the dates are the 14th to the 24th of july. yeh actually defos 100% you'll probably need the 25th off too as we get back bout 2am i think!
yeah its gonna be tricky. you better get me a job in you're office then. I'm gonna need to get some FUNds quick otherwise im in trouble!
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Pete
zinho, ur plan is wkd but im not too sure if its gonna work, sorry to put a dampener on things. ur gonna have to firstly get a job in a top brazilian bank which is gonna be tough, then ur gonna have to get a gd enough job that allows you to travel around the world (this is unlikely cos u'll probly get a job in admin and those sorts of jobs dont usually involve international transfers, well mine doesnt) then finally once uve got that dream job ur gonna have to secure a deal to get u a transfer and arrange that its wen the world cup is on!!! i admire the funlord's optimism!! if all that dont come off tho zeens u can maybe come staple wiv me at citibank, we'll call it citibrazil, and then come back to mine to watch a brazil match. pickle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Zinho
yeah paul whats the cyprus dates, im gonna need to know for when i gets me a job.
whats next for zeens. well zeens is gonna stick to his roots and try and get a job in a brasilian bank in london. hoping that i can get a transfer out to brasil for the world cup. i think i might be living in the clouds with that one but you never know!!! Failing that im hoping to get a job printing and stapling in pete and tidys office. I think if that happens then the whole gang should get jobs there and take over the office. I rekkon it wud be a gud starting point to take over the whole group and make us all billionaires.
And peter, think the drinking is gona be tomo nite (weds), i'll let u kno tho.
Alrite Paul, yeah i am reading! its well good, sir alan story was well funny! hoep your having good time, end of term heer pretty boring but were goning cyprus in a week should be fun!
Pete
paul whats the dates of cyprus holiday i need to book time off work. im extremely excited about this holiday
Pete
hello paul and deborat, i did indeed help the fattys to victory, we caned this team, it was 6-1 but shud av been bout 20, we missed so many chances me in particular, i scored 2 but cudda easily scored bout 10!cudnt sleep kept goin over those missed chances in my head! but the main thing is the team won,we're already planning for next season in div 2!exciting time indeed! ive decided im gonna adopt the "moses says no!" money saving initiative! things reached an all time low 2 fridays ago where between us i reckon me n alan spent bout 350-400quid between us!! luckily alan didnt get his wish of a titty bar otherwise it probs wudda been 500! america sounds like its full of freaks but i spose thats a good thing. meetin zinho tonight i think for a drink, then we're obv havin a proper maidstone bender on saturday! ive banned myself from goin out this friday, gonna hav a lovely little evenin in wiv the family....ive gotta just keep askin myself what wud moses do in this situation and il be fine! does moses go to titty bars? il leave u wiv a quote from hacksaw jim duggan "USA USA USA USA!!!"
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dave hows work? anything interesting happened? any funny temps? say hi to everyone for me! proppps.
Paul Kilioli
thanks for your kind message zeens. I just wrote that 'deborah made a very funny joke today' comment because will ferrell says it in anchorman. She did actually say a quite funny joke but i forgot it, im just asking her now if she remembers..... she's struggling... i'll let you know. so what you gona do now zeens? get a proper job? boring init. i dont like most jobs so i need to find a well good one after cyprus. are you missing brazil? does the desert miss the rain? i've found the worlds nices sandwich; ive eaten it every day ive been in san fran. if you guys (pete and zinho!) wana try it at home these are the magic ingredients; ciabbatta bread - i go for the 6inch option but zinho i imagine you'd prefer the footlong, butter it, then add a layer of green pesto, then a whole chicken breast cut in half (x2 if footlong) then melt cheese on top of the chicken breast (i'm not sure what cheese it is but any cheese would probably do) then add lettuce (you guys will probably wana leave this out) then some onion. Snap! trust me its well nice. pete i hope you helped the fattys to victory? i miss the fattys actually, i miss football. im already excited about the world cup on the 42incher though. rite i better go. speak to uu boys tmo i expect. bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Pete
this website shud be called "pete, paul/deborah and zinho have a chat". paul just off to play footy, am so nervous i think im gonna poo myself xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sounds like ur having fun, watching the american tramps and chinese doing there weird things. im v jealous right now. i wanna see alan doing what the cjinaman was doing on a nite out. wud be well funny i rekkon.
