i know i dont write enough stuff here really so im going to treat you all with this little entry!

yesterday paul and i played mini golf.i dont want to sound like a bighead but i really was on fire,paul just couldnt take it-my putting was just out of this world!anyway to cut a long story short,paul got into a strop,nearly hit me over the head with a golf club(on more than one occasion) and if that wasnt bad enough i was also tripped up and then held held upside down by pk in a fit of rage-i was truly terrified.i didnt know a loss at mini golf could affect someone so badly.

aside from that we are having an excellent time although im getting a bit tired of weeing at the side of the campervan cos i keep getting it on my feet.

lots of love

from vialli ps hello to the journal newcomers (lauren and don),good to hear from you!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hahahahaha - that was just me - i was unlucky at mini golf

Hey grag, hola murray, hello everyone else. Pete (murray) n Dan (grag) your msgs have been cracking me up, theyre wel funny! put some more on. - we're back in time for wimbledon fortnight so cant wait for some doubles - we'll get arvind palmer involved too (gaz) - good news bout fatty allstars - pete dnt worry bout your goal drought all good players go through a patch like that. Lauren sorry you ddnt know bout this i thought id told u and les but guess not - sorry - wasnt intentional. hi don good to hear from you. We're meant to be doing a skydive in an hour but the weathers crap so its looking very unlikely ;( we're gona try for the next cupla days tho. im considering a bungy but i think im too scared - wat u lot think? BTW NZ is brilliant its got so much stuff to see n do - the campervans good too. we've been caving and zorbing (the big ball rolling down the hill) in the last cupla days - both were wkd. the scenerys out of this world too. - am relieved about spurs - i cudnt sleep waiting for the derby txt to come thru but im happy with a draw. - hope you all had a good easter - lots of love paul and deborah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtenisxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwhoever put the f***in nuts joke on it was well funnyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxps get sir alan to write something xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxbyexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hey partar, starp taking thar pass out of darn's sarve. he trars rarly hard.

hello maaates. it seems pete has been complaining about my serve. my serve was actually as good as emily's today. she was the 14 year old girl playing on the next court over from ours. pete only won that set cos he put me off by dissing my momma. you'll both be excited to know that i've been working hard on my backhand cross-court slice. also, i got talked into playing for ross's brother's team on monday. although i was severely hampered due to the fact that i had eaten lunch that day, i managed to score the first goal. It was a real beaut! laters.

wheres my wife deborah that i won in the dancing competition..... give her back. i paid a good trophy for my wife. i want her back now!

im also working my magic on sue and chris to get a hot tub.... i think ive got the perfect tactic to get them to agree..... get them battered.

hope ur havin loads FUN. fiji sounds wikked.

sick

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hello paaauuul and deborah!!! ive forgotten to update u on fatty allstars recently. well its an interestin story...we won both games and we're top of the league. however i have failed to score in the last two matches!! im not happy about that. as u can imagine me and dan have been playin a lot of tenarse recently!! yest i came back from 5-2 down to win 7-5!! it was a murray henman classic!! murray got cramp in a match again recently so he had to stop!! i think he just needs sum more salt in his diet t.b.h. id advise sum salt and shake crisps. dan still serves like a girl but whereas last week he was an 8 yr old girl he's improved slightly and is now an eleven yr old girl!! spurs arsenal tomorrow and i am EXTREMELY excited/nervous/scared/happy/angry/apprehensive!! we've got a few injuries tho but i think we'l scrape a draw. lawro the dickhead thinks we're gonna lose 2-0 but what does he know he looks like an old ugly woman. if we draw v arsenal and win the last two we def got 4th!! hope new zeland is as good as gaylord of the rings xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ps. im workin on sue and chris to install a hot tub in our garden for post world cup celebrations but its not lookin good i might make one myself

Yo Braley and PK! Hello my lovelies! You sound like you're having a fab time away, from what I can gather anyway, you write a lot and I can't be bothered to read it all...

Debs we need more from you, we all know you're the funny one (just jokes PK!) Maybe put in bullet points or paragraphs for a thicko like me. I'm afraid I don't have any exciting jokes/baby news/football stories either. Wait give me a sec, I'll think of something good.

Um I can't really think of anything except my friend Rosie thinks she saw Orlando Bloom in Covent Garden today. But it could have just been a man. I guess it will remain one of life's mysteries.

Anyways, I hope you are both well and looking after yourselves, much love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Paul, how are you? This is the sexpert Lauren Mills aka Lionhead. I've just eaten a zebra.

ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRR

Paul, I'm still waiting for your call about the footy. I've just got a new pair of adidas fingersaves which i'm itching to try out. Play this week. Deal or no deal?