My first real holiday and indeed my first beach holiday since I was 5 almost drawing to a close and I must say its been amazing, a true heaven on earth however what I struggle with is peoples choice of attire or lack of it! Where do these people get off wearing so little, especially the men? Yes of course you're saying 'yeah but I bet you're not complaining about the women', yes I am! A woman scantily clad in a 2 piece bikini or swim suit and flip flops looking like they have been baked in a fan assisted oven, looking totally wrecked is not an attractive look to me, give me jeans, tshirt or blouse in trainers or boots any day but.... Im mainly talking about the men, mostly Italian I believe, deciding it is appropriate to walk round in his smalls! I just passed a gentleman there, wearing a tshirt, blue speedos from the 1980's and sandles! Seriously, why?
I realise that this is down to them being on holiday and having the freedom to wear what they wish but Jesus man, no!
Now ladies, again here I sound like a prude but put your camel toe exposing pants away and wear something a little less 70's. In addition, yesterday, every where i looked 'boobs'. I turn to face away from everyone but that isn't enough. A young girl with her partner decides that she wants to tan her chest, stands around talking to a couple of fellas with her fella present while her boy chest is in full view. Granted, she could be excused as her chest was about as useful during intimacy as a pair of childs mittens but still, there are kids about, it's in appropriate exposure. How about I wear g string and allow my b******s to swing low while discussing tonight's menu, spotted d*** and dim sum. This girl looks like she eats every quarter but I've seen her at the buffet eating like a man on death row. She either s***s like the Royal battalion after an Indian feast or she throws it right back up. Her shape is gnarly like a stick on a Tim Burton film, her legs resemble those on a starving Ethiopian child and if she was ever to produce offspring, they better hope SMA for hungry babies is stocked up because they're Gunna go hungry.
The other thing I've noticed is inappropriate PDA's (public displays of affection). I crave affection from my Wife but by god I wouldn't do or subject others to uncomfortable fumbles. Some might say 'awwwww, that's nice', I say 'gay'. Ok, so 2 heterosexuals partaking in PDA is not what you would traditionally consider gay but it's my way of pointing out that it makes me feel uneasy. By all means, a hug and a quick kiss is a nice way to show your partner that you love them but please, sitting on each others laps looking doughy eyed at each other or checking that your partners throat really exists is NOT what I call cute or attractive while I eat my sausage.
Anyway back on track, I've really enjoyed this holiday and the Constence Resort experience has been mind blowing. The staff bend over backwards to make you happy. Perfect!
Today, my Wife woke up feeling unwell, she came to breakfast and had a little something but not much. We have spent all day in bed watching films but it seems the limited Internet has put a stop to that so here I am, writing my blog.
I have had an amazing experience this month, getting married, seeing wild animals and even a wild Snake plus flying in the double deck Emirates A380, amazing! The people of the Seychelles, although poor, so pleasant and nice.
More to follow