Ok so after the hectic ness in Bangkok I had to chill out and detox from the booze....but this didn\'t happen in Koh samui- I was staying at the best place on the island called Chweng beach. The beach was nice but the area was really touristy and just seemed like an exotic Blackpool. There were a lot of f*** ups around there and you wonder why they bother coming all the way to Asia to get f***ed....actually I think I know the answer: They can\'t pick up at home so they pay for sex in Koh Samui... what they don\'t realize is that its odds on they are screwing \"chic's that used to have d*** \" or still have....! Anyway I stayed 2 nights and 1 day there before deciding it wasn\'t for me- instead of moving to a different part of the island I decided to get a boat up to a smaller island called Koh Pan Ngan. I arrived in Haad Rin but initially wanted to get away from the crowds so got a long tail boat to an area called Had Thian on the east coast..... I stayed at a resort/guest house called \"the sanctuary\" which was situated on a secluded beautiful beach. I had a great day relaxing in the sun on the beach and my bungalow was really nice too... awesome hammock. But by night I went to the restaurant for dinner and to maybe meet some people as you do when you're traveling....... Looking through the menu, \"vegetarian\" skip skip skip....menu finishes- f***! I gradually realised that this place was toooooo chilled. It was a bloody detox resort and I looked round and everyone seemed to look fairly hippy and as I listened it seemed most were trying to fulfill their spiritual journey. Was slightly ironic when some guests were 50 stones heavy and smoking- kinda defeats the object right? Anyway I decided to leave early the next day when I found out they offered colonic irrigation! So to summarise I moved back to the south west coast to Haad Rin on the Wednesday. This area has a lot more going on but is full of normal cool people and a great beach again. So I stayed on sunrise beach at a Danish/Thai backpackers resort called \"same same\". Met a lot of people and had a really great time there..... I had booked my flight to Phuket (to go to phi phi island) on the Friday but thurs night made sure I missed that and so I stayed in Haad Rin for another week until Thursday 1st June. That night I met and went out with some a few people (after playing f*** the dealer) and apparently some others we met a bit later but once again I overstepped \"that mark\" and lost my whole memory for the night... last memory was chugging through 8 straws a bucket of whisky, coke and red bull mix which was very dodgy spirits..... I woke up the next day in a bed full of sand, lost my phone (so please send me your numbers as lost everything!), sandals, and my wallet was full of salt and sand. I subsequently looked in the mirror and had 3 massive hickies... and obviously felt/looked like mud! I later found out that I had decided to run into the sea 4am and drag a few people in with me.... also all these alcohol stalls remembered me every time I went out since as I had been climbing things pointlessly behind them and acted like a complete mutant. Never found out who bit the s*** out of me but I'm not sure if I want to either! No it wasn't a lady boy- I still have some sense when I am messed! Anyway I had an amazing time there. I spent a lot of time at the beach...did a boat tour of the island, toured the national marine park called Ang Tong etc etc. Went out a lot but couldn\'t drink much after that \"memory loss\" night. Missed out on phi phi island and Kao Tao but will have to do that another time!!! I met a lot of great people there and did a lot- had an amazing time there! So on Thurs 1st June (I think) I left to catch a plane for Kuala Lumpar to meet Selina.... But I lost my passport for a few hrs and literally s*** myself.... it ended up been in the 1st place I looked (was hiding)! Thank God for that! Anyway I can't write no more - there is too much and I can't do it!