Oona NICK! You're hair is so long, cut it already. I hate that you are in the U.S. but are too stubborn to come to madison to visit us. there are four of us here! miss you and i think you need to make a trip back to the bbc bbit next summer. p.s. we saw cliff today, he came to madison...he was wearing earth tones...and being his weird self LOVE YOU!!

Love Mandy, Good to hear you're still alive dude, we're all forward to you coming back, well up for a pad, signed up for some list etc for clapham so will keep an eye out. Started new job this week, loving it which is good. Keep us up to date with when your coming back etc and we'll have to have a messy one!! Ruby blue me thinks!!!! Ta da

rich oi b******s! where's my birthday card? don't tell me you forgot because you're having too much fun 'cause it just ain't good enough. i even got one from jon (in fact, his was the first one i got) which puts you to shame. send me a f***ing postcard at least.

Hairy Sounds awesome. When you back?

Rich Hi Nick! Well i must say i am surprised at this elaborate hoax.i never thought you could keep it up for so long. if only everyone realised you were only camping in the lake district... have fun. keep it up (!). see ya soon, rich

jenny hey nick, im so jealous. i know your having a brill time and the places your going look stunning. slightly worried about this memory loss the next morning but i know your being careful. sorry nagging sister again. missing u loads xxx

jenny

Ricardo girls, drinks... looks like you are having a bad time huh??? but just keep going man take a few on my name... enjoy it

Oona, Jen, Singer, Sam, Val WE f***ING HATE YOU! Stop being a real person, come back and teach tards tennis. We all really miss you even though you can't be arsed! We had cathy's for you tonight since you aren't here and you can't have dairy anyway. But seriously, come back, thanks here is sam i am: remember to have burgar fuel, or ill throw your torso in the thames

Mark hey nick, getting drunk alot and waking up in random places. sounds like our tour of the US anyway look forward to you coming down under. You arrive in melbourne July 27th right? well looking forward to heading to NZ should be awesome trip speak to u when i see you mark

Abby Nick, Hey hey hey, Mr. Traveler. Sounds like youre having an awesome time. We're thinking about you over here on the east coast. Your stories make me remember those random traveling nights in New Orleans. Keep having fun!!! hope to see you again.

Dan Easy Crockholmio, Im feelin the messyness and well jelous of your stories dude, well, apart from the hickies from a bird with an adams apple! Keep livin the dream man as it will be over far too soon. In a bit

Pornstar Mud love it.. on form, as usual! Guaranteed those hickies are from he-shes.. you are just travelling down that river in egypt (de nile fool!!) Good to hear you're living the dream. keep up the good work son. Porno

Jordain What up Big Dog, Sounds like all is going to plan, and you enjoyed emersing yourself in the thai way,big hands and all. Hope you have a wicked time in Malysia, keep up the memory blanks and ensure Selina consumes her body weight in alcohol. Peace out

gwun aah mandy sounds like you are having a fab time - missing you loads (gotta say that eh?!). will email soon xx