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Hi....you have to laugh or else you would cry.
After a day and a half in bed, Jade decided with only one full day left to go before the ransom had to be paid that she simply had to go and finish seeing Lawro's temples.We where all made up to see Dec again and after bandaging him which took us like an hour! Dec then decided that after his ordeal with Jade he needed some alone time and drove off on his bike. He always was good at riding but that was a push bike and he did have difficulty in using the clutch and brake. So picture this - Dec on the bike, bandaged up like something out of the film "the mummy" (great setting around the palm trees) and every time he changes gear, brake or goes over a pothole (so every 5 seconds really) swearing and cursing at the top of his voice. The next day we got up really early, like 6am to start to trip into the camp. We naturally are not getting any younger as it took 4 hours to get into camp, and 10 hours on the way back especially as we had to keep stopping for Dec, who was still dressed in his bandages. The good news was once out of camp we no longer had to put up with Rafa and Lawro.Ant had to see the camp nurse later in the day and he had to have his helmet cleaned up and the nurse took off all his bandages so he now was back to normal. Dec diid confess (still thing it was the drugs) that Jade was a good bike and he really did love riding her around. The rest of the day we just chilled really watched some tv (how sad is that) and then into town shopping for a few new tops (all skin tight and made by lambretta). Our PA made us catch up with our e-mails and the blog and for this evening going to go out for dinner and an early night. sounds boring I know, but we want to be fully recovered for the first camp eviction tomorrow.You may wonder what happened to Jade but we did get an e-mail that said "Oh Declan - I am sorry I had to leave you but I got a modelling job now with "air asia" a big sponsor of Man U - so I am doing my bit to get my life back on track.....also in my Argyle jumper I have shxged another Jock player....first I was Hungarian mad....but now these Jocks I am having are from another poor backward European country - Scotland!!!! Over and out.Ant
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