Me and my mum have been planning this trip for ages now! Mum went last when she was 16....long time ago and she has been desperate to get back there since. What a nice trip for a mother and daughter to take. We have done China and Egypt together so change of scenery should do us some good! It all started with the question...should I really spending a week with this woman. We arrived at purple parking for Heathrow at about 11am after driving down from Leicester. ...

Right firstly lets clear one thing up...im not tanned its winter here and i've spent the last 4 weekd in jeans and a hoody!!! Right this week has shot bye...we had a nice meal at sperm again last week, yum and enjoyed a bit of shopping at pick n pay! This week ahs been filled with arts and crafts and sewing! We made pop up cards...which will be known in the future as vagina cards after sarah explained about folding flaps and burst out laughing...sarah is not 5!...

So here we are again, in the internet cafe with sticky key board...FIT! So after the hussle and bussle leading up to the beauty contest its been rather an eventless week for gossip, i say that...i got asked for my number and email 3 times in the space of about an hour...sadly not from the love of my life Lasgne (thats how his name sounds) i've put this sudden interest down to the fact that these day i smell of fire and b.o and have nice greasy smoky hair...this ...

We my goodness what a week! It was the beauty contest night...pure fun as you can imagine, ohhhh who will win, ohhhhh will they like the crown, ohhhh will the music work, ohhh will people come and ohhhh will they abide by the rules...NO alcohol, No munga munga (fighting)and NO jiggy jiggy!!! (will leave that to you imagination!) Before i start with this weeks affairs lol literally let me fill you in on a short story i forgot to mention last week about us ...

Right after the most hellish of a journey and finaly meetin up with Em, we waited for our next plane...only to be told after queing for 20mins that we were not booked onto the flight...how you can have conformation and still not be on the plane i have no idea...so i left em with the bags and went and qued again, this time i was waiting for half an hour to no avail so i did was lucy does best and took charge of the situation, i had to shout at quite a few people a...