

Jo'burg Airport, South Africa
So, ive landed, the journey was ok but i forgot how much i hate my rutsac and how long journies annoy me.
I managed to spill a bottle of wine over me and a tub of yogurt spat at me...after doing all this i went to the loo, where i had to que for 20mins while a woman sorted her child out that apparently exploded...food anyone...did i really need to know this?
Did i mention my tv didnt work? Thats right 11 hours without a tv...thank god my book was good and i h...