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Hello Everyone,
I felt like this was a good moment to take a time out and share some really special things I've learnt whilst travelling, and perhaps let you know about some special moments that I cant really define to one place.
What I now know...
- You can always cross a road as long as you dont look at the cars before walking. They can smell your fear.
- Spaghetti is the best cheap meal in the universe. You cant get sick of it.
- Never take dairy for granted
- At some point in your life people are going to have sex while you are in the room. You may as well get used to it.
- No matter how much stuff you throw out of your backpack, its still going to hurt like b*****y everytime you put it on
- Having a big drinking night is always a mistake. Yet you accept that you will probably do it in about 72 hours from the time you decide this. Its the way of life.
- People give you strange looks when you walk around with a fishing net hanging out of your backpack. Wear it with pride.
- If you find a good hat, hang onto it.
- Americans are a pain in the arse. There is no exception to this rule. You should always introduce yourself to anyone by saying where you are from, incase they mistake you for an American.
- Being mistaken for an American is the biggest insult anyone can ever give you. Ever.
- When you go to Europe, you will get fat. Don't think you will be the exception. It happens to all of us. Accept it. Embrace it. Have some spaghetti to ease the pain.
- Just because somewhere says it has a kitchen, doesnt mean it does have a kitchen. It might just have a microwave or a kettle. If you are lucky.
- People in Europe are alot more civilised and classy than Australians. Dont try and blend in. You are denying who you really are if you try and do so.
Always write a song if something bad happens on a regular basis. Below is the anthem of showers accross europe. Imagine it to bert and ernies song 'rubber duckie' and you'll have a fair idea of how it goes....
s***ty Shower- By Katherine McCormack and Megan Fraser
s***ty Shower
You're not much fun
s***ty Shower
You won't be the last one
When I press your button, you give me a ration
Gotta tell you I dont feel a lot of passion
s***ty Shower
Why are you so mean?
s***ty Shower
I just want to get clean
Sometimes your scalding water leaves me in pain
Before sliding off and going down the drain
and other times..
s***ty shower
You know what would be neat?
s***ty shower
Some bloody constant heat
s***ty Shower
You wont be the last one
s***ty shower
Maybe I just wont have one
How great is that? We crack it out everytime we have another shower. Loving you and leaving you friends and family xo
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